ChristopherReevesLegs

An LGW member explains financial contract obligations and the importance of mitigating risk circa 2018

This is why we have hybrid icing Brutal: Chasing a dump into the zone, player smashes into the end boards

Based Poles already building stealth tanks to prepare for that EU army #BewareTheGermans

Quesadilla = Mexican grilled cheese Ramen = Poor ppl spaghetti Poptart = delicious ravioli

Most overrated experts in 400 years

Welcome to the stealth tank, there's cookies in the back, bad hockey in the front. Coach Q is the most overrated coach in 300 years

Good thing we put that lil s*** bird on a bridge deal

Howard's Strong Play Will Earn Him Extension Howard cannot be stopped. He crushes all who dare threaten his holy throne between the pipes. Coming back on a multi-year deal most likely.

Yup, the experiment is failing

--> Spend entire game killing exclusively men --> Hundreds have died by my hand --> Gentlemen bumps into me outside the general store --> Lasso him and drag him behind my horse for miles while he screams --> Annoying woman hollering in the town square --> Punch her -->

I think the idea of Helm on the top line is Helmer being the Hyman of the Hyman/Matthews combo, or the Burrows of the Burrows/Sedin/Sedin combo. His job being to win battles, retrieve pucks, and give those pucks to Larkin and Mantha. Worked well last night. I remember a few plays where I was saying out loud "Git em Darren".

Hire 60 year old coach, we move up a few spots in the standings and draft a few more mid-level 1st round players, he retires after 3 or 4 years and we're left in the same position we were when he was hired. Sounds fun. Lets do it. Yzerman is probably taking over this team in a few years. The organization is already prepping us for it. I think there's a point to be made that Blash should remain in his position until Yzerman comes in. Then if Stevie wants to fire him and overhaul the staff he can.

Yeah boi keep Nyquist and Howard f*** the haters

That's the narrative yourself and other fans rammed down our throats when Babs left. I'm just parroting it now. I would have thrown the bank at Babs to keep him in and Blash out, but the past is the past and now I'm stuck with Blash in here like ya'll wanted... And if he's half as good with young players as you all claimed he is, then he should stay through a rebuild. The kids ARE doing well IMO. Q is a vastly overrated coach, someone like him is available almost every year. There's absolute zero need to upend our organization over him. But by all means continue the circle jerk over the Hawks sloppy seconds.

All players on every team talk s*** about their coaches Looking back on my experience, the coaches I hated the most often got me to perform my best. If I was friendly with a coach, I usually had a bad season.

Dont you put those sloppy seconds on me

I know, Blash almost screwed us

Jimmy Howard destroys all in his path

New coaches are different than what I am used to. New things frighten me. Change is scary. New things are bad. Never change.

I only recently found out that both my dads were guay this whole time #NeverTellMeTheOdds