ChristopherReevesLegs

No kidding I think we certainly had an advantage in Europe for a while. Detroit and New Jersey stick out in my mind as being at the forefront of trying to get players to defect from the USSR back when. We landed Fedorov and probably should have landed Bure too (arguably the two biggest fish), NJ got Fetisov, we put together the Russian 5. Hakan Anderson also came online for us in 1990 and all of the sudden we were getting very good European players outside of the 1st round. Other teams were of course also scouting/drafting Euro's and trying to defect Russians, I just think we did it a whole lot better than most. Zetterberg went unnoticed by pretty much everyone until Jim Nill scouted him. All drafting is luck to some extent, but that's good scouting on Jim Nill's part and therefore ours. Datsyuk went un-scouted by everyone in the league except us. Again, no one knows how any draft pick will truly turn out, but that's good scouting on our part. European scouting x 1000 I think it's almost your dinner time

We're gonna deflate the pucks?

Aristotle was a bootlicking reactionary who labored for imperialists

He led the AHL in goals in 2016/17 AND he shoots left?

We just got free curlys in BACK TO BACK games. I think it's safe to say we're trending upwards.

Wade Megan? Son of 40 pts with the Kalamazoo Wings in 82/83 Ron Megan? Nice

Yes, we're good now

So game was on my door step when I got home from work Took like 3 goddamn hours to download that ***** *finally, it's time* Talking + cut scenes + talking + more cinematic cut scenes + talking + I get it Rockstar, you made a beautiful game, how many cut scenes must I watch? + artificial game lengtheners + button mashing + I can't abandon the tutorial mission + taking too long = Quit Finished like the first bit of the opening mission, but I don't think I'm done with the tutorial yet. I JUST WANT TO RIDE FREE AND SLAUGHTER THE INNOCENT. I'll try again tonight when I have more patience

Fortunately for you, dead memes are extra cool on Halloween

The fries must flow

What's wrong with communism? Helping your fellow man? The West is driven only by greed and decadence. Us communists have much more righteous ambitions, to lift all our comrades up from the ashes and break the shackles of our capitalist banker overlords. You'll thank me after the revolution. Also communism produces the best hockey get rekt

Marner sucks, flame war me I agree, but I do think it's underrated how much staff Nill and Yzerman took with them.

Is this the last game you are sporting my art work? I think Pimple and Homer need a look

You've made a powerful enemy this day

The flood gates have finally opened

2 - 0 lead? On our Halloween game? I've seen this b4, they're setting us up to get spooked

Typo? It's spelled "essay" Is the plural of Rasmussen "Rasmeecen"? asking for a friend

Cholowski is the only one allowed to dress up

This actually happened the other night I hate Dougie Hamilton... beta nerd

Now we're really going down spooky alley

#1 LEFT D Burns is #1 RD But Burns is lazy and he sucks

Why is a guy who Montreal waived to their AHL team a week ago centering our 2nd line? Why did Helm forget how to play center? Why is Hicketts playing forward?

LW C RW Forwards Anthony Mantha Rating: 72.9#61 LW Dylan Larkin Rating: 75.5#45 C Darren Helm Rating: 70.8#147 RW FL1 Rating Rating: 73.08#31 FL1 Gustav Nyquist Rating: 73.8#65 LW Jacob De La Rose Rating: 68.6#183 C Thomas Vanek Rating: 72.3#76 RW FL2 Rating Rating: 71.58#31 FL2 Justin Abdelkader Rating: 69.0#130 LW Luke Glendening Rating: 69.2#176 C Tyler Bertuzzi Rating: 71.6#84 RW FL3 Rating Rating: 69.96#31 FL3 Martin Frk Rating: 69.5#109 LW Michael Rasmussen Rating: 72.9#93 C Joe Hicketts Rating: 72.8#67 RW FL4 Rating Rating: 71.75#9 FL4 Defensive Pairings Defense Dennis Cholowski Rating: 73.2#1 LD Mike Green Rating: 73.6#37 RD DL1 Rating Rating: 73.39#25 DL1 Jonathan Ericsson Rating: 68.6#130 LD Trevor Daley Rating: 69.8#118 RD DL2 Rating Rating: 69.20#31 DL2 Niklas Kronwall Rating: 71.1#93 LD Nick Jensen Rating: 70.7#87 RD DL3 Rating Rating: 70.90#19 DL3

Doesn't matter... at the end of the day, deep down, on the inside, we all have a spooky skeleton living inside us