ChristopherReevesLegs

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    10/18 [Safeword] GDT - Red Wings @ Lightning - 7:30 PM ET

    Mantha freakin blows thou
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    New arena construction updates

    Sure, but has he ever been THIS drunk?
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    10/18 [Safeword] GDT - Red Wings @ Lightning - 7:30 PM ET

    Thanks all. First line is Helms f***en WHEEL HOUSE. MY BODY'S READY. LET'S DO THIS. That 3rd line could be a decent checking line actually Witkowski def fighting tonight
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    New arena construction updates

    Actually some decent signage you can bid on too, opening bid $25 The infamous troughs, opening bid is $5 You can get a goddamn spot light too... opening bid $5! But yeah I think you have to go down and pick up ur crap in person. They won't ship to you.
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    10/18 [Safeword] GDT - Red Wings @ Lightning - 7:30 PM ET

    It's 30 min to puck drop and I don't know what our lines are I assume Canada, and therefore most of the hockey media, is too busy 420 blazin' it right now??
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    2018 Off-Season Trades / Signings / News

    Just don't forget the first law of being lit EVERYONE KNOWS
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    10/18 [Safeword] GDT - Red Wings @ Lightning - 7:30 PM ET

    Only if I turn my shape-shifter off
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    New arena construction updates

    Last chance on seats from JLA For anyone interested, they've dropped to $50 bucks a pop
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    10/18 [Safeword] GDT - Red Wings @ Lightning - 7:30 PM ET

    I might miss the end of this game cause my buddies metal band is playing their first big gig tonight I've never seen them perform before but apparently they have a song called "Lizard Overlords" and the lead singer puts on some sort of reptile costume for it. HYPE
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    2018 Off-Season Trades / Signings / News

    100%. Only thing meaningful enough to me would be serving and all my boys gettin' the same one or something. Not brave enough to serve thou
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    10/18 [Safeword] GDT - Red Wings @ Lightning - 7:30 PM ET

    Chris seems to be alright, but the rest of his siblings seem like spoiled trash Get em' Luker
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    2018 Off-Season Trades / Signings / News

    So does Helm apparently
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    2018 Off-Season Trades / Signings / News

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    10/18 [Safeword] GDT - Red Wings @ Lightning - 7:30 PM ET

    I CAN'T STAND WIIM
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    10/18 [Safeword] GDT - Red Wings @ Lightning - 7:30 PM ET

    He did, but I think the meme you're looking for is "Even Maltby potted 50 in juniors" Things are so tense in the front office that Holland has gone full quasimodo and that's why he can't look over his shoulders
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    10/18 [Safeword] GDT - Red Wings @ Lightning - 7:30 PM ET

    Q&A With Holland I don't look over shoulders, shoulders look over me #HollandHype
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    10/18 [Safeword] GDT - Red Wings @ Lightning - 7:30 PM ET

    "Stop dehumanizing my people"
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    10/18 [Safeword] GDT - Red Wings @ Lightning - 7:30 PM ET

    In honor of our new forward Zack De La Roch TESTIFY
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    10/18 [Safeword] GDT - Red Wings @ Lightning - 7:30 PM ET

    So Florida has Brouwer on their 2nd line and Huberdeau on their 4th... they might be freaking out worse than us LGRW f***EN FIRST WIN HYPE BB
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    2018 Prospects Watch

    That team is nothing without Lashoff
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    2018 Off-Season Trades / Signings / News

    Sports Illustrated May 12th, 1986 We know how you got all those points Wayne
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    10/18 [Safeword] GDT - Red Wings @ Lightning - 7:30 PM ET

    HSJ says Ras back in the lineup. New Jurco must be sitting.
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    Rumors Thread

    When asked why it's so hard to stop an Ovi shot Vasilevsky says "because I'm not an Octopus" Good news: Yzerman is trading Vasilevsky to Detroit before coming home confirmed Bad news: That's exactly what an octopus disguised as a hockey player would say...
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    2018 Off-Season Trades / Signings / News

    The Canucks are 4-2-0 today (Canada legalization day) haha niceeeee EDIT: Connor McJesus says NHL would be dumb not to change their policy on Marijuanna McD smokes danksssss