ChristopherReevesLegs

Sorry I locked the Jeff Blashill Positivity Thread guys but your memeing was out of control. This is a peer reviewed forum for hockey academics only. Sillyness and fun is not tolerated, and is punishable by banishment. If you are depressed because the Red Wings are unbearably awful DO NOT do the unthinkable and turn to memes. Please choose healthy alternatives like consumption of hard liquor or lashing out on your loved ones... or both. I'm telling Matt about this little thread you got going here too...

"Just let the kids play, it can't be any worse than Ericsson or Quincey or blah blah blah" Yes, yes it can

He's trolling u

My junior moderator position IS NOT the topic at hand. Re-familiarize yourself with the forum guidelines please: The topic of this thread is saying nice things about Jeff Blashill Now carry on with your compliments...

Please post only positive thoughts about our great coach Only 15 goals allowed in the last 2 games is pretty good for sucha young D core. When big man Ericsson gets back all those goals against will dry up. We just have to be patient. I'll be the first to say it, Rasmussen needed to be sat. His shot just hasn't been right-handed enough, or as wide of the net as Frk's. He needs to work on this. I'm also really diggin the subtle new look this year... the checkered shirts really add a splash of color to his look and the thick dark frames speak to my hip fashion sense as a millennial. The new look says: I recycle, I eat cruelty free poultry, I don't need meanie fighters like Witkowski, AHL kids are cool on my team. Lovin' it. Anyway, keep it positive and upbeat, and send Blash your good vibes. LGRW

He's 34 now and has been regressing pretty noticeably since he turned 30. He also has the reputation for crapping the bed in like every big game. Guy can't handle high pressure situations at all.

Don't underestimate my powers. I can issue 7 day bans to anyone who disagrees with my opinion (you've all been warned)

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Ehn is still new, so I like him. But next year he won't be new and still cut-rate... then I'll hate him.

Let's just say I got my eyes on you boys.... wouldn't want yall gettin' into trouble now

This guy gets it Sorry fam, Mabus liked my artwork so much he made me junior moderator, and now you all have to respect my authority OR ELSE

Na dude Ehn is the 2nd coming of Joakim Andersson

Old-time Hockey ---> 80's Cocaine Hockey --> Red Wings Hockey --> Modern Nancy Boi Hockey That's the commonly accepted timeline

Big goof. 2/10 post. See me after class.

It's called an "Easter egg" and you were the first to find it! So you won one "thanks" upvote from me! Congrats! As a moderator in training, I officially say: don't don't please don't Depression has hit, our livers are sore, and our only desire is to irresponsibly mask our emotions with humor

Mostly agreed. I don't think fighting has a lot of value in terms of winning games, but I don't think it's valueless. It motivates neanderthal fans like me to continue watching bad hockey, and if you pretty much know you're gonna lose, hey might as well go down swingin IMO. At least you're just losers and not wussy losers. You have some respect left in the culture. I'm a Witkowski guy. I think Ras should stay on the team regardless if he's on the 4th line or not. He's too dominate in the WHL IMO. I just don't think there's anything left there for him to learn. In regards to Frk, how worthless he is is exactly why I favor Witkowski. Frk's cool, maybe he becomes a 3rd liner one day? Who cares really. It won't change a thing. At least Witkowski brings something to the team that only Bertuzzi mimics now? The telegraphed one-timers followed by misses wide is embarrassing bush-league IMO. Thanks Jeff. Totally in support of benchings. Screw it. The culture's gone. Holland & co never found the answer after Lidstrom, Dastyuk, and then Zetterberg departed. Now we are left leaderless with a lot of B-rate players. Now is the time to punish bad behavior. There's nothing left to lose. Play kids and agitators/enforcers from here on out IMO. Play a game where the kids can learn with the big league and also be emboldened by the vets surrounding them. Winning is out the window.

I don't think Svech will turn out to be much but I still wanna see him play this year, definitely sucks But Witkowski punches ppl

5 to 6 months that sucksssss

Sure our opponents are out-scoring us 29 to 14 - more than double - so far, but have you seen our PP%?? 29.4%! That has been a lingering problem on this team and Blash addressed it and fixed it. I submit this photo of our great coach in honor of accomplishing this feat:

Quit hacking the thread, I'll just keep banishing you

EDIT: Guys lets stick to the rules and keep things positive. I unfortunately had to ban 91 of Ryans for that off-colored post. The rulez are the rulez. Positivity only.