ChristopherReevesLegs

True. With how much these guys are working out and eating its probably out of their system faster than most ppls too. Like 24 hours or less. I think it was Laraque who said after retiring that if the NHL implemented better drug testing half the league would mysteriously lose 20 lbs overnight (PEDs)

Nothing I can really post here besides the one's that have actually been arrested. A lot of it is rumor. Lots of players have been associated with the drug. Richards n Carter, Ovi n Semin, Hudler, Heatley, Malone, Stoll, Loov, Murphy, Redden, Ribeiro, Setoguchi, Kassian, Clune, Probert, Fuhr, T Fleury, Callahan, McCarty, Giroux, Torres, Souray, Stewart, Both Kanes, Bogosian, Doughty, Kadri, Seguin, Emery, Nabokov, Phaneuf, Legwand.... I'm probably missing a bunch. Some of those guys have actual arrests you can look up and what not and some are pure rumor. Some of those rumors I trust, some I don't have a clue, just a rumor. There's probably a ton of players that kept it under wraps too that we will never know about, probably some pretty big names too. Does anyone actually believe Probie was the only guy on the 80s/90s Wings rosters blowing lines? Remember broken old Legwand? I got to talking hockey with a bartender in Nashville around 2015ish... Apparently old Leggy was the consummate professional during the many seasons he had in Nashville. Wouldn't catch him around the bars drinking or nothing while hockey was going on. Then summer would role around and he would be up to his eye-balls in snow. Basically going on a 4 month coke bender every summer. Anyway, that's one example of a rumor I've picked up. I don't doubt it's probably true to some extent, and this bartender had seen David coked up in her bar during the summers... I just doubt it was a 4 month bender, she probably recalled it from a few separate weekends and exaggerated it, as people do. So take that for what it is, I'm just some dude on the internet. Drinking/Cigarettes/Pain-Killers are also way more common among players than I think people realize, but Cocaine always seems to be the most popular one that keeps rearing its head. Young & rich (like NHL players) is pretty much the demographic that consumes a lot of coke. It's kind of not surprising in that sense, at least to me.

Weird, that's also my pronoun

Yo yo yo if Holland had wisened up sooner and we had just dropped all the old goats earlier we could have had a team that looks like this: Zadina - Larkin - Mantha Bertuzzi - Athanasiou - Frk Svechnikov - Rasmussen - Pope Puempel - Turgeon - Witkowski Dekeyser - Jensen Cholowski - Hicketts Sulak - Hronek Mrazek Rybar And we probably wouldn't have had to give up Smith, Kindl, McCollum, Coreau, Ouellet, Emmerton, Andersson, Mursak, Jurco, Sproul, Marchenko, Pulkkinen, Sheahan, Ferraro... Damn, that team is scary dope, why didn't we do this? Grrrrrrr #MakesYouThink

To be fair, it's an inside joke, so I kinda feel bad... But then I don't because debating the purpose of a stat that we all already ignore 99% of the time is low-energy, and now were pondering how we know when a moment is special. YOU JUST KNOW PS tell that GF of yours to slide into my DM's, I'm feelin' special

Don't get excited fellas. The 2016 draft thread told me this Cholowski kid probably needs at least 3 more years to develop in College/Minors, and he might only be a decent 2nd pairing by that time, he was in reality more like a 2nd round pick. That Jacob Chychrun thou...

? both our accounts are less than 2 years old

What now?

Gonna make me type it again huh? Points Earned Numerically In Shots Once you've grasped this, any moment can become a special moment.

You have been answered. And I will only do so the one time.

Go on...

Bears are just really big dogs

Did you even look at Smith-Pelly's Points Earned Numerically In Shots? It's not very big most of the time, but yes, when that special moment comes, it becomes enormous.

Well obviously growing up, he’s one of the most known politicians in the world. A lot of impact in any kind of politic that he did, and even playing politics, everyone knows him, right? From being the type of person that he was out of jail and in the jail. It’s unfortunate that he passed a year ago, but, he changed a lot while he was with us, and he’s a tremendous guy.

Womp Womp Melnyk still has to pay him

This guy gets it

No

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Obviously you're not a golfer

Jonathan Bernier was a great politician

Blah blah blah ur smart blah blah blah I'm dumb

Rooks will play which will be fun, but then the old goats will return and all the rooks will be lost to waivers yipee

Someone revive the Vanek thread so I can call ppl stupid