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Elmo is a baby-toucher. Bert and Ernie's relationship spits on the bible. Why is no one helping the dude in the trashcan? The kid with the hearing-aid pisses me off.

Fair enough. If it's not too dreary to see Mt. Rainier and the Olympics, the view is pretty great. I take it for granted.

That's the one I was at. Was for a bachelor party so we had purple bowling shirts done up for the whole crew like da jesus. Guy can roll

I NEVER SAID THAT

except they actually built an effective team

Eugene Melynk is the autistic fans who see players as just names on a spreadsheet. He's rebuilding just like @DickieDunn @frankgrimes or @LeftWinger always dreamed of. Just waive/trade everyone you dont like or is overpaid with total disregard for the human element. Zach Smith overpaid? F him, Sacked. I wonder where the applause is for this type of management is hiding? Plenty of ppl on this board have called for this style rebuild for many years now. Conveniently they are suddenly absent. It's not very pretty in real life. Melnyk is going to lose his franchise.

So AA is gonna be good this year, fantastic. This is why you sign guys like Vanek. I want AA - DBoss - Vanek top line

You Mrazek *** 1. Green 2. Daley 3. Kronwall 4. Cholowski 5. Ericsson 6. Dekeyser 7. Hicketts 8. Sulak 9. Hronek 10. Jensen 11. Mcilrath 12. Lashoff 13. Chelios 14. Lindstrom 15. Saarijarvi The steal by AA and the clapper by Larkin

Ottawa Teammates Furious Over Decision to Waive Zach Smith (Athletic Paywall) #HowToRunAProFranchise

You guys are quick lol I already edited. I regret nothing

Meet "Winger" you dumb idiots

Wow really wish we had Peter Mrazchek right now

I was at Lebowskifest 2018 less than a month ago. I love the movie, but it still sucks.

Why do you keep getting these adds on your browser???

I was wondering when godless communist Seattle became "gods country"

Nah, The Big Lebowski is lazy and it sucks. That's right, prepare to be triggered my little urban achievers. The whole "worshiped slacker" parable is little more than a limp dicked Raising Arizona retread. Sure, the dialogue may be fun to repeat "ur outta ur element donny LOLOLOLOL" but BL is not the bottomless well of wit that its misguided fans believe it to be... The hero does NOTHING but act like an impotent sluggard for 2 and half hours (at least cut out one of the unneeded hours and you might have a bearable film). Nobody watched the thing when it was in the theaters, but years later it's paraded around as a classic film. Yeah f*** you.

GWG is mostly a useless stat. It doesn't tell you a whole lot about a player. Instead you should take a look at Points Earned Numerically In Shots. It's one of the newer advanced stats that you basically tells you how a player performs when that special moment comes.

Zack Smith waived by Ottawa lol Just when you think Melnyk can't be anymore of a cheap f***, he waives what little center-depth he has cause the guy is slightly overpaid... BTW Smith was centering Stone and Tkachuk, and Boucher said he was planning on keeping Smith on that line going forward lmao If there are any Sens fans left in this world, god bless you sirs

So basically the average Philly resident

I dont really buy the notion at all. He builds a cup contender up, only to leave for family reasons right when theyre on the cusp, but then takes a job with a start up team on the otherside of the country again a year later? Pretty short-sighted whimsical path if you ask me... The decision Yzerman made was pretty substantial. I think its very reasoned to say he'll remain in the Detroit area for the foreseeable future. Whether thats with the DRWs or not.

Key arena is an older arena in Seattle, but it's in a REALLY nice area. If the renovations turn out anything like they propose this is gonna be a helluva nice place to catch a hockey game and also to generally enjoy the area (bars, parks, restaurants, the space needle, etc.) ALL the rumors are that the Seattle group would like to lure in aging/storied general manager Ken Holland to build the team. The idea being he will be the Lamoreillo to Seattle that the real Lamoriello was to Toronto. If this is at all true and Ken bites, this opens the doorway for Yzerman to return as RW GM within the next 2 years.

Don't worry you n me are gettin beers soon sir

Marshall has really gone down hill. There's an argument to be made that he should've died young. Would've been a legend. Now he's just the out of touch washed up Britney Spears of hip hop music. Fren, do not worry, the mods dare not cross me. My memes are high grade dank and they fear my meme-reprisal. You are protected by meme magic. He's busy being a male nurse