ChristopherReevesLegs

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I dont trust that big bird character

I get that like big bird was just a dude in a suit. But like all the other muppets were too small to have a person inside. Wtf

Totally wasnt thinking of you when I picked it, was trying to make an Eminem reference. If you prefer junky slim shady to straight edge shady we can be friends. Im going to spin every conversation into svech sucks and raz rulez for the next 9 months. Buckle up.

Just the tipp

...Did you say BIG? BTW, based on our LGW account names, we should not be friends

Jail isn't real

He's either gonna make the roster and Jurco it up, or he's gonna go back down and continue to be out-shined by Matt Pimple That's my professional opinion

I don't think he's signed with a KHL team yet, maybe he's considering Switzerland

Big Ras & Lil Hicks Everyone else needs more time on the vine

I think we already have a spider named alan or something

Jeff looks like a boop

HAHA they chose a chucky cheese robot and named it GRITTY lmao Oh damn they have a backstory for the monstrosity too lol THANK. YOU. SO. MUCH. PHILADELPHIA.

Team BIG Mike reporting in

I really dont care for Ericsson or Jensen

Yeah there's that one pic of big buff where he looks super obese a few years ago. He's always been heavy, but that's kinda his thing, his checks are ******* enormous cause of his extra weight. I'm always surprised how some guys are cut up, and other guys make me scream at my family LOOK AT HIM, I TOLD YOU I COULDA MADE THE BIG SHOW I just dont remember the last guy who literally got terminated for being fat. B Smith's first full season at NYR he showed up for camp overweight and out of shape but still didn't get the boot. Bigger contract thou

https://www.thestar.com/sports/hockey/2008/07/12/drapers_day_with_holy_grail_of_hockey.html Draper's daughter pooped in the cup and then Drapes drank from it Thanks Kris

Jake Dotchin showed up to TBL training camp 30 lbs overweight and out of shape and they canned him lol? (sorry I've been out of the loop for while) What a moron. Is this the first time a player has had their contract terminated for bein a big ol fat fatty? Pic unrelated

You know what they say about Dodge? Fix it again Tony

2010 me: who the F is Robin Big Snake? 2018 me: ah yes, jhonas bahonas. Beautiful family, arrested at gamestop in 2013, drives a blue Nissan Acura

"Stuart Little 2" isnt funny

MFW when the meme beacons are lit and LGWers respond with meme aid