ChristopherReevesLegs

Yeah, I'm more of an Ogre guy

Yeah, I'm more of a Sergei Kolosov kinda guy

Still buds. Got it.

True that, necessary trade

Signs with Helsinki. Just a few years ago we gave up the pick that took Vasilevsky for him.

The Kiss Of Death: FREEP: Pain Returns, Zetterberg Career Likley Over

Yo can Bergevin still defense? Cause on first sight I'd rather have him than Patches #Yoked

Shame Datysuk and Zberg couldn't go out like Yzerman and Lidstrom. Both shorting their contracts and leaving in controversy. It's indicative of the state of the team at the moment IMO. I really hope Holland has applied the same retool concept to the front office. We need fresh vision. Unfortunately Draper, Maltby, Cleary feels like clinging to the scraps of a dying era. The Yzerman's, Fedorov's, Shanahan's, have already moved to other pastures. I've been very happy with Holland's surprising trade/rebuild ability, but we need a clear vision/path-forward soon whether that involves Holland or not. And here I thought u and kick were friends conspiring and all. Trolls gotta troll amirite?

What if the Wings are in Seattle? Do they use Seattle's emergency goaltender? Surely Emergency goalies don't travel with the team do they?

Potential hype gif

In Swedish, but it says it's the same injury that he got surgery for in 2014 at the start of the Olympics. Says he started feeling the injury again in February last season and they then decided to only play games and not practice. During the summer he has only been able to do rehab work, and no actual training. As soon as he starts "pushing" it physically the symptoms starts to get too hard for him to handle. The treatment that let him manage to play the remaining games last season does not work anymore. He will continue to do rehab work in Detroit now and then he said that he will wait and see how it goes before saying anything definitive about the rest of his career. He also says that he does not feel the injury when he is doing your normal everyday kind of stuff. So it does not haunt him or anything lifestyle wise, it only starts to get too hard when he is doing heavy training.

Heckin' fake news

Ouellet with the rare reverse-Kronwall XO has almost half a foot on Zuccarello BTW [humiliation meme]

I thought it was fitting

Keep your finger on that lamp light bud cause the forecast just came in... it's Rasmussen goals. IDK what water bottles other teams use, but they better get quality rubbermaids... blistering wristers or fat clappers, this kid is gonna be unstoppable. If I had three wishes, the first would be to live forever, the second would be for Henrik Zetterberg to live forever, and the third would be for a Mikey Rasmussen to replace Zetterberg for when Z wants to go fishing or golfing.

Does anyone know if the Red Wings have a designated emergency goalie? Is it one of the trainers or something? If not, I want this job. I can be the designated west-coast trip emergency tendy. Here me out, my resume is legit: I only played beer league, but my technique is flawless. I stack the pads on every shot, even if it makes no sense to stack the pads. Every shot. Don't care. Stackin' the pads. A wrap-around? Don't care, stackin' the pads. A shot from the point? Don't care, stackin' the pads. I think it'd be a good publicity thing for the team, "come see the goalie whose only move is to stack the pads." I'm basically super entertaining to watch, on account of how old school I am, and how unusually often I'll stack the pads for no good reason. I'll tell them in advance that I'm gonna do it, and then I'll kick it out. People love a classic padstack. They don't even teach the padstack at hockey school anymore. The Rock had the People's Elbow and I have the People's Padstack. Put me in Blash.

Liljegren on Dahlin: "I'm the better player... he is better at hockey I am better at playstation" DAMN KIDS AND THEIR NINTENDYDENDY

Feels bad man

This would be the ideal logo

Seguin played for the Plymouth Whalers and Patches played for U of M... Surely they will want to return to their roots

It's everyday bro @LeftWinger that's a photo of Philip Broberg, not Henrik Zetterberg. Does this fly with you?

Also says Juuso Valimaki (1st round offensive Dman taken by Calgary) is Ras's BFF. Maybe Valimaki can be our new Zach Bogosian/Jake Trouba?