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Gamers are the most oppressed segment of society #ChangeMyMind #GamersRiseUp

Shane Doan Pallbearer at John McCain's Memorial Unexpected friendship for $500

Yall be so spooked by the mods you're editing your posts n s*** lol Were talking hockey, nut up

The year Zetterberg leaves and Tavares joins Toronto. It's gonna be a dark year.

Ayy LMAO #REKT

Cover of the hockey news today Oh no the forum gestapo is on to us, don't turn me in Lefty plz

They can name a team that if they like, I won't be offended. it's just a name. They'll never actually be as poor and stupid as me. Watching the liberals head-spin as they try to defend "rednecks" from cultural appropriation would alone be worth it.

First rule of war: Know thy enemy Their leader seems to be a user known as MabusIncarnate. They have been brainwashed by his lies and obey his every command. Poor fools. What we know about him so far: Has basic computer skills Enjoys hockey, specifically the Detroit Red Wings Hates fun Probably drives slow in the left hand lane on the highway Not enough. We need to gather more intel.

Copy/paste for us bro-man Day old, but I just saw this: I wonder if AA at center lasts.

"On behalf of the NHL and the Seattle ownership group, we are proud to announce the Seattle STEELHEADS" Seattle: "AcTuaLLy I identify as fish-kin and this is extremely problematic. Using fish-references in popular culture is literally the same as rape, my pronouns are........"

The first preseason game is 9/19 against the the Penguins. We have less than a month to prepare and gather our hype memes. The big topic to start the season is gonna be Zetterberg playing/not-playing. We need a popular meme format we can insert him into. Perhaps a dat boi Zberg meme? Just spitballing here

Uh oh boys, can't talk about the Leafs in a Zetterberg thread. Let's get back on topic now.

Except the 961 point club

We must be smart and plan first We are an internal terrorist group now. We must win their hearts and minds in order to succeed. Our best bet is to bide our time and strike at the first GDT. There we can unload our memes with a vengeance. Posters will be so game day drunk they wont even know its us. We should recruit @Dabura his meme level is over 9000 and he caters many GDTs. He could become a powerful ally. @NerveDamage you must serve as CEMO, Chief Executive Meme Officer, only CEMO cures the cancer that has become LGW

Dont look for krsmith you lil ***** i will slurp on him and u and the leafs if i feel like slurpin

Good problem to have

Im normally a pure conservative traditionalist aka dont change anything about my team ever, but this i support. Team needs a fresh start and a new legacy. Time to shake off the old moss and make the new kids earn the right to be players in a place called "hockeytown". When they put hockeytown back on the ice during the 2021 playoffs its gonna get hype AF

Pretty much spot on. Hate to say, but before this year i wouldve thrown their office staff as a strength in there too. Theyve now lost Lou Lam and Mark Hunter. Dubas is gonna really need to nut up or shut up. Thou starting by signing Tavares from your former mentor was pretty smooth... *looks at Yzerman*

Certainly, the hard but no-brainer stuff is done. The tricky business is on it's way yet. Sign a premier coach: Done Sign superstar: Done Draft superstar: Done Get a goalie: Done Get young decent supporting cast: Done Re-signing the good supporting cast and letting go the deceptively good supporting cast while keeping those contracts well planned/blanced term and cap hit wise while also replenishing the player pool through (hopefully) increasingly weaker draft positions: Not Done. f*** the Leafs n f*** Kyle Dubas. Hope he f***s up Big League.

Id love to build around Tavares Marner, Nylander, and Gardinier are replaceable IMO. I hate the leafs as much as the next guy, but lets face it they are in much better shape than we are atm

And who the hell is Marty on our jumbotron? Were not bringing in Brodeur are we? He just left the Blues...

First they came for the neg buttons, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a neg button. Then they came for side-stepping the swear filter, and I did not speak out— Because I was not side-stepping the swear filter. Then they came for my original account, and I did not speak out— Because I was banned. Then they came for memes—and there was no one left to speak for memes.