ChristopherReevesLegs

I'll say "No", so we can fight about it later.

But who better? Veleno or Hayton?

I'd like to see those Germany nerds come up with a useful concept for once, like this: (Pro-tip: They can't. Cause they're not cool like us)

Well, you can tell by the way I use my lines I'm a PP man, no time for Witkowski-fines Pittsburgh's dumb and Buffalo's worn, I've been kicked around, since I was born And now it's alright, it's okay And you may skate the other way We can try to understand The Detroit Free Press effect on man Whether you're a Zadina or whether you're a Mantha You're takin' a dive, takin' a dive Feel the PP wakin' and everybody shakin' Please take a dive, take a dive Ah, ha, ha, ha, takin' a dive, takin' a dive Ah, ha, ha, ha, TAKIN' A DIVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE

Hayton was such Arizona thing to do. Things were looking too sweet so they just had to shoot themselves in the foot. Idk about Hayton busting though... I just don't think you pull a Rasmussen with a top 5 pick. The spread isn't open yet.

http://www.lebaneseexaminer.com/2018/07/29/mia-khalifa-undergo-surgery-hockey-puck-smashes-breast/ God help this poor young woman. So brave. According to the article she stopped doing porn because of ISIS. Goddamn I hate terrorism. RIP Chris Kyle and Mia Khalifia's career (and her boob). For all our sakes, I hope she has a long and prosperous career in broadcast sports.

If anything that implant probably took all the blow and saved her life. Boob jobs literally save lives.

*i hope im not the ugly, i hope im not the ugly, i hope im not the ugly*

You're trained in meme magic? My first thought was she's probably using the incident as an excuse to "upgrade". Not that she needs one...

If you have insta the Red Wings insta is asking for goal song suggestions for the coming year right now. All I ask is that you please forget about whatever crap song you like, and instead recommend Milkshake by Kelis. Thank you.

If anyone is feeling hopeful about the coming season, just watch and remember this (must enjoy pain): No effort. Half heart-ed checks. Truly embarrassing.

This will be our competition when trying to trade the Goose

The NHL loans players too. Christopher Ehn was under contract with the Red Wings last season, but played for Frolunda. Sulak was under contract with us but was loaned to the Pelicans of Finland's SM-Liiga. The only reason players like Cholowski and Rasmussen aren't considered loans when they go back to the WHL, is because the NHL, AHL, and CHL all have agreements between them that facilitate the process/organization of loans to the point that everything is pretty much systematic. Thus it ceases to feel like a true loan in spirit. To answer your questions though, the team receiving the loaned player essentially gets a good player for free, and the team offering the loaned player gets to have said loaned player develop on a team more suited for them, A. because the player isn't ready yet and needs to develop more before joining a higher league, or B. they're simply isn't enough room on the big club and it's better to have a player play somewhere than not at all. Could be a combination of both A and B. Disclaimer: I'm speaking strictly from a hockey standpoint, I do not understand the mess that is soccer.

I mean, Stalin killed 7 million Ukrainians/Kulaks just in the 1930's alone... and Ukraine is known as the breadbasket of Eastern Europe. Gotta think killing off the people who grow most of your food probably doesn't help you feed the rest of your nation for the foreseeable future. Soviets were a-holes. If I remember correctly, the Red Army had all the hockey players in an army barracks training for 10 hours a day 11 months a year. No access to their families during that time. I wonder why they all wanted to defect...

Tried it on the golf course last weekend. Still working out the kinks.

Say no more fam:

My general reaction to this entire thread

Whenever I go to a Caps games:

Lol I have a Vladdy sweater from SportsK too Is 2nd bold really true? Stevens always pops into my mind when I think of Vlad. He never hit Vladdy's absurd plus/minus (that Echo pointed out) though. Hossa

Not to be a homer, but I feel like NA is way ahead of the rest of the world in the development of professional sports. Soccer almost seems like 1970s hockey or earlier to me. 40 years behind where NA is. I don't mean this as a slight, maybe it works for soccer...

Wandering around youtube late at night since it's the offseason and found this video: We talk about Fedorov getting his numbers hung up... I truly believe Vladdy would have been regarded almost as highly as Lidstrom had the accident never happened. Arguably could have been the best defensive Dman of all time in my mind.

Wilson's agent is ELITE

What does he play? Jack plays center right? This already feels like Staal family round 2 electric boogaloo