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I think Doug Glatt is the only player whoever wore it. Was hoping Riley Big Snake would for us but alas...

Really thought he might bolt to Russia like Hudler so he could play for Akbars Kazan, and therefore live in Tatarstan.

dis plz

I see 69 is still open ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Tippett better invest in some Banana Boat Kids SPF100, cause those Florida burns on that eggshell skin are gonna hurt extra bad when Big Ras tumbles him into the boards

LTIR is guaranteed for Franzen's contract. I'm not being sarcastic. 3 guys LITERALLY can be waived. Even more than that can be waived too if you fancy it

Larkin (71) Athanasiou (72) Rasmussen 73?

More like Eric Lindros

Relax, we have 21 skaters on our roster right now. We can waive 3 guys to make room if necessary. Problem solved.

When I knocked Tippett for being one-dimensional, it wasn't because of his defense, but what a few writers said about him. He tries to rush the puck up the ice quickly and shoot, or receive the puck and drive to the center lane and shoot. That's 100% of his offensive game. Go towards the net and shoot. That's a good quality to have in a player, but it's utterly one-dimensional... and the rest of his game is lacking. His board work is not good and his ability to cycle the puck is not good. Make fast. Much shoot. Then you have Rasmussen who is also a great skater, who also has soft hands, but who also brings a lot more to the table, and is described as a coaches dream for his ability to be deployed in all situations. A much more versatile player than Tippett.

Setkov Stands Tall At Development Camp Sounds like we got our Johnathan Ericsson replacement for the 2020/21 season

New numbers for opening day

Tatar is a great hardworking player who can elevate this team. I have always, and will continue to, stand by him.

Pretty sure you need to prevent goals to win too Sent by my keyboard via typing

Pshhhh he'll probably get sacked just like his loser Dad, who probably doesn't even love him anyway cause he's a ging

Owen Tippett was the most one-dimensional player in the 1st round of the draft. Florida got another Vanek. He'll score some goals, but he won't win games.

Trump will annex southern Ontario in the coming months and this will become a non-debate

Not really. This board has been a Mrazek circle-jerk since 2012, and only now are posters starting to warm up to the idea that he isn't the savior. Most still have faith that he can be. I don't think anyone here, besides me, wants to lean heavy on Howard. It sounds to me like you've been reading too much of my constant Howard drum-beating, and not enough of the rest of the board.

Whooooaaaahohoho look at that ceiling lighting fam. Fancy.

I don't remember this, can you remind me of what Howard said? Where did you read this about laziness and poor conditioning?

Trade Tatar, Green, and Mrazek at the deadline. Draft Dahlin and Svechnikov.

Custance says he believes it will be 4.8 for 1 year

Who's that stunning lad?