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Carley is the new queen. Everyone clap for the queen. Perlini is ASS

WELP

I like when they stop the play every 6 seconds

Was better with Katy Perry and Left Shark

Look how symmetrical her face is. That is mathematically proven beauty.

Yo, Taryn, I'm really happy for you and I'm let you finish the game But Carley Johnson had the rockinest body this year

Elliot is worse than Bernie Thats a thing we have

Can you stop calling people 12 old children? I have a niece that is a 12 year old child so this is very offensive to me.

My conspiracy theory with Howard is that he knows Yzerman wants to trade him and he's playing like s*** to prevent that. The moment the TDL passes he will reveal his true power level and starting making saves again. Jimmies = not rustled How long has the Perlini in the top6 experiment been going now? Just a couple games right? Don't shoot me but I'd rather see Glendog in his spot. Ideally though Givani Smith, but I'm okay with Blash sheltering him for now. He's played well with sheltered minutes. Ehn should play higher than Erne too.

AA 11 goal pace 43 point pace half year left on $3 mil contract (RFA) turns 26 in summer 2020 Gusev 15 goal pace 53 point pace 1 and half years left on $4.5 AAV contract (UFA) turns 28 in summer 2020 AA's only real advantage is the RFA control. I see these players selling for a very similar price. If one gets a 1st the other should too. If one isn't worth a 1st, then the other prolly isn't either.

I can only imagine how quickly that things battery will drain if you try haul or tow anything. These batteries are still in their infancy and I suspect were a long way from a true E-truck that can actually do truck stuff.

Yup might skip this one and take a nice bath instead. Pic related. It's me.

It's a real thing https://www.motortrend.com/news/2021-gmc-hummer-pickup-ev-is-real-power-revealed/ I blame Greta Thunberg for this heresy

JT Miller (on pace for 51 points) was traded by Tampa to Vancouver for: a 1st, a 3rd, and Marek Mazanec Tatar (on pace for 37 points) was traded by us to Vegas for: a 1st, a 2nd, a 3rd Gusev is on pace for 53 pts

2019: "Haha 30 goals, this AA kid is the future, definitely not trading him" 2020: "Only 5 goals, don't want to sell low on this kid, definitely not trading him"

Just go on twitter and ask em

Coming in at #11 on our list is 1997's "Quit Playing Games With My Heart" by a group of enthusiastic young men from Orlando, Florida known only as The Backstreet Boys. What an appropriate song for times like these. I'm Casey Kasem, reminding you to keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.

Top5 Still think I'm underselling Lafren? Because your know-it-all statements, like "not one of those are a single good comparison LOL", are tragic and completely miss the point. And my ass projections, like Suzuki = total loser, are cheeky and fun.

lol https://www.nbcsports.com/chicago/blackhawks/patrick-kanes-decade-was-one-history-books I don't have one. Same as you, I pulled those right out of my own ass.

Meanwhile Yzerman still has not made a single waiver claim and lost Comrie to waivers

Comparing Lafren to Kane - the player who scored more points than any other player in the NHL over the last decade - is underselling Lafren. Hooooooo boy. Romanov = sucks Primeau = worse than Comrie Suzuki = total loser Those are my official professional projections if you'd like to debate them.

I didn't project anything. I compared Lafren to Patrick Kane and Yakupov, Suzuki to AA and Veleno, Romanov to Marchenko and Seider, and Primeau to McCollum and Pettruzelli, to make a point that you don't know dick about how good these players are gonna be.

Where'd you buy the crystal ball?