ChristopherReevesLegs

I wonder why Blash keeps Zadina out of the D zone and prefers Fabbri there...

I'm sorry to hear that. I have to move back to big town Buffalo soon and I already wanna die.

Cuz Zadina was bumped up a line and lets in all the goals

Idk the name Bob Wheelchairhero has gotten upper management written all over it if you ask me Is Charlottetown like the NYC of PEI?

Some math freak in the discord is saying the team goal differential got worse once Zadina joined the team. This is my stance now.

Streak ends. Team bottoms out. Holland fired. Yzerman takes over and never leaves for Tampa. Yzerman trades young Tuzzi for Brendan Perlini. Never acquires Eric Comrie. f*** that timeline

What statistical parameters are you using? I'd hate to have to... reject your premise

So guys who really know how to get ahead in life?

Ah no, you see I'm simply a fellow man of culture who respects the proper spelling of traditional Hindi names Fabbri is better at defense than Zadina thou

The streak! The streak is our master. The streak chooses who will go and who will stay.

HYPERBOLE, Babs would actually have a plan opposed to whatever Blash is doing You love when I draw in MS paint

Who TF is Prashanth that I should listen?

Legwand wasn't as bad as people like to remember. And we did need center-men. Just sucks we gave up Jarnkrok

No doubt DLR was Ehn light But Fabbri is pretty deece defensively. I love that he hits like he's 6'3" don't you dare

Lol no. I just think it would be badass in this day n age and a funny name for a baby. Imagine getting to kindergarten and there's all those kids with soft names like Blake, Cody, Dakota, Liam, etc... Then there's your kid: Bob

I can't believe no one figured out Holland was peddling garbage sooner Janmark looks kinda forgettable these days. Jarnkrok thou... we could use another C like that.

Since the narrative has shifted from "Larkin is becoming an elite 1C" to "Larkin is defensive shutdown center" we should probably hire Babs. All this guy does is coach elite shutdown centers.

Through the reports of the Red Wings players trying to get Babs fired, the one I end up respecting the most in the situation is Holland. If a few employees banded together and went over my head to the President to try and get me fired, the Prez would listen to their complaints, then immediately call me to tell me what they said, and that I either need to can them or crack the whip harder and get my department under control. Players are drama nerds and should be beaten

If you have a son and call him Bob straight up from day one, he will be the coolest kid, I guarantee it.

I think Backes + 1st for AA is even too much for us to pay honestly

I'll continue to make the same argument I made when the NHL lil SJW ME TOO movement started. Babs yelled at Franzen, and asked Marner who on the team doesn't work hard. Those are his crimes. It's so mild and overblown that I want to put on my Joaquin Phoenix clown paint, honk my nose, and squirt everyone with my plastic flower. If you can't handle reasonably tough questions and being yelled at you don't belong in the NHL. People act like he water-boarded his players. It's all incredibly laughable.

Boston probs doesn't want Zadina cause he doesn't have value

Doesn't that lower our pick?

Robby - This is basically the coolest way of naming the name Robert, besides maybe Bobby. Fabbri is a confirmed cool guy. In general the name Robby Fabbri roles off the tongue like speaking french or something, but cooler. Filip - This is not even how you spell Philip, his parents are idiots. Trying shortening it to Fil... whoops sorry bucko the only Fil on this team is Val FILppula. Can't go by Z either cause that's Zberg. Kid is a nicknameless loser unless you count Zagina. Look at this kid. Eating spaghet of the cup like a stallion. $500 dollar shades, rolex, gold chain, sick tats, and a humbling custom family apron. This guy has style, swag, and the game to back it up. Girls want to f*** him, men want to be him. Zadina has the complexion of a breadstick from little caesars and the body of a 13 year old girl. He does not have style or swag and he's hurting the teams game when their out late night looking for kills. I rest my case.