ChristopherReevesLegs

No you haven't answered it. You just keep pulling up Svech as a Red Herring. I suspect you're smart enough to realize you're not able to address Comrie v. Ehn potentials without contradicting yourself and that's why your resorting to fallacy. But if you'd like to, I'd be willing to discuss sucky Svech as soon as we've tackled it.

We're not talking about that Quit beating around the bush. Why does a 24 year old goalie have potential, but a 23 year old forward doesn't?

Ok, why does Comrie have potential but not Ehn? Ehn is 23. Still very young for a forward.

So what's your point? Comrie has potential and Ehn doesn't? Why would you want to re-sign a guy - who in your words - has lesser skill than Joakim Andersson? Honestly confused.

Who are you talking about? Eric Comrie was 24 and you were trying to convince me he would add great value to GR and maybe had the potential to help the Wings in the future. Chris Ehn is even younger, why can't he provide depth to GR and maybe help the Wings in the future?

He's only 23 and hasn't hit his prime yet. To say he sucks worse than Andersson is way too premature. Is this a down year for him? Sure. But he will bounce back.

Darren Helm 2

True. Ehn is just about to hit his prime.

Mete Hronek Fox Girard Amazing that this BCHL guy got drafted higher than all of them. Couldn't handle the more disciplined older players of the NCAA so he literally quit and went to the CHL lol. And yet he still got NHL time under Holland and Yzerman. At least it took Yzerman a lot fewer games to realize this kid is trash I guess. Just happy the time of Holland drafting is behind us. Trade this kid.

Respek It will take Yzerman level balls to do it... Good thing for us, we have Yzerman. Just like last year with Seider people will shudder and gasp at the selection. But Yzerman knows better than these media R-tards. I believe.

I don't do Instagram or social media at all so I''ve never seen these b4. Just discovered them. Enjoy, I found them super entertaining. There's many more where this came from too lol he's literally a pro *******

Despite the score Yzerman watched his team from from the executive box patiently. Emotionless. His gaze never breaking from the ice. Colleagues shirked from his side, not wanting to break his concentration or spark the capped rage they knew must be swelling in him at this moment. No one spoke for a good deal of time. Finally, Patrick Verbeek - considered by Yzerman to be the single man of honor remaining in the room - broke the tension. "Steve... Do you want me to have Katie bar the door?" He said in a flatly serious tone. The other scouts and executives in the box exchanged nervous glances, but after a smirk and a punctuated chuckle Steve responded in a smooth calm tone. "I know what you're trying to do Beeker. It's okay, I'm fine. The team is fine. We all knew what we signed up for this season. I'm not even keeping track of the score, I just want to watch the boys play tonight. Really, it's okay. Everyone just relax and take this opportunity to study the team a bit, okay?" A wave of relief swept over the room. The scouts and other executives were again admired by just how even keel this Yzerman fellow was. Everyone returned to watching the game calmly. "LOSERS are in here" Yzerman thought to himself, "If they helped build a team of LOSERS there's definitely LOSERS in this very room as well... LOSERS could be anywhere". The smell of cooking hot dogs from the stadium below soothed him for a moment. "I HATE LOSERS" he thought. Cotton Eye Joe began to play from the nearby jumbotron. A favorite stadium tune of his from his later playing years. He closed his eyes and enjoyed it for a brief moment before standing from his seat to head to the lockerroom. The game would be ending shortly. Yzerman met Jeff Blashill just outside the dressing room. As soon as Jeff saw him the coaches face took on a worried look and tears began welling up in his eyes. The GM embraced his coach and immediately assured him that everything was fine. He had a plan. A blockbuster January trade already in the works... But it was at that moment that Yzerman heard from the dressing room the worst words a GM can ever here... "Lets enjoy the time off tonight eh boys?" Yzerman immediately froze. His entire body going more still than Martin Havlat after a Kronwalling. He recognized the voice... Larkin. Then his blood began to boil. "TIME OFF?" he said, entering the room. "TIME OFF???" Larkin and the rest of the players appeared stunned and confused by his sudden presence. "LISTEN TO ME, YOU LAZY SUCK, I IN 54 YEARS HAVE NEVER TAKEN TIME OFF! I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN THREE DAYS TRYING TO GRINDOUT A MASSIVE JANUARY TRADE TO FIX THIS GOD FORSAKEN TEAM. AND TIMEOV ISN'T ANY RUSSIAN PLAYER I'VE EVER HEARD OF." Larkin was shaking now. "Muh muh mis... mister Y, It's NYC, I j-j-just thought it would help team morale right now is all" But it was too late for excuses. Yzerman had ******* lost it. Removing his favorite executive fountain pen - the one his daughters had gifted to him on his birthday a few years back - from his scouting journal, he began maiming Larkins scummy punk face with it. The other players were terrified and frozen. After a few seconds the players started screaming for the trainers to help. While Yzerman continued to stab Larkin's cute boyish cheeks repeatedly, Abdelkader finally found one of the medical staff and told them what was happening in the locker room. "Well, that's just how Stevie is before hes had his coffee on Tuesdays" the trainer said with a smile, turning towards the camera and making that patented sitcom cue-the-laugh track shrug. Then the Full House outro theme humorously began playing Anyway, that's at least the closest thing I can imagine as to the conversation they're having in the locker room right now.

Im gonna go make some tacos Got this simple plastic bowl thing with a top recently. You put ur soft shells in there with a wet paper towel and micowave it for like 30 sec. Makes the soft shells steamed. Once u have one u will never go back to dry shells.

Eric Comrie for Dylan Larkin The deal is 1 for 1

Larkin should be stripped of his A

Seriously Babs is what these boys need and deserve. Better yet, lets bring in crawford or peters to physically beat them.

Anyone else secretly excited for the Jan trade? I have a feeling Yzerman is working on it now lol

Jimmy noooooo

Lol what'd you do? Yeah site going down. Bots spamming every few minutes now. See you all in the discord! If anyone still needs an invite PM me quick

Getting a job is a bad thing? Or u n Lefty gonna murder him or sumthin? Hey hey no way. I'm ready to gamble but you need to pick parameters so we clearly know who wins. "value" is different to everybody. I thought NHL games played was pretty fair, but if you wanna do something else pick something and let me know

Be me 2014 Working at Subway Getting to be about lunch time Coworker: "Hey CRL, I don't want sandwiches again for lunch, we should order Hungry Howies" Manager: "If you're gonna order pizza get Dominoes, Howies sucks" Take a big sip of my fountain drink and spit it in my managers face Tell him no one disrespects Howard like that Manager fires me on the spot Go home and cry That night I pray to Howie to help me find a new job Soon I hear a voice in my head "Not between my pipes" it says Finally go to sleep Wake up the next day and see horrible local news story Last night someone beat two Subwway employees to death with a goalie blocker pad Didn't take any money but ate all the meat, cheese, n bread; didn't touch the veggies Hear that voice in my head again "No one rustles my Jimmy's" Subway had to hire me back because I was the only former employee in the area Thanks Jimmy Howard! GOAT Red Wing goalie

What are you scared of? Howard's retiring. I'm handing you an easy win. Ok how do you plan on measuring value?

RobFab is a ******* GOAT

Now you're getting it

Probably right. Having a total team breakdown over a clean hit? Fragile much? I didn't realize the Flameys scored on the ensuing PP and moved to first in the division after the game too