ChristopherReevesLegs

Limp dick liberals destroy an aggro sport. Not really all that surprising these days, but it still sucks. Hockey will get softened and softened and softened until it becomes like every other castrated sport. Then they will wonder why folks are choosing to watch a more accessible sport like soccer or basketball over hockey, but it will be too late by then, and the sport will wane into obscurity.

Regula was a Michigan boy too

Only suspended 4 times over 7 seasons and almost 500 games. That's honestly a lot better than I thought with him. He's an extremely physical player which is why I'd want him. Brings an element to the team that we don't have. With that it's expected that a few illegal checks will get thrown. Hitting and being scrappy is a messy business. Most of those weren't even that bad. Not really any serious injuries in there. That one hip check was not clipping at all, timing just ended up awkward. But ur also talking to a guy who considers Sean Avery one of his favorite players. I love that element of the game.

It's true. Yzerman's aggressiveness biting him in the rear a bit. First that crappy Perlini trade and then Comrie.

Europeans build great Roman Empire Germans destroy it Europeans unite the entire continent under Catholicism Germans invent Protestantism and destroy it Europeans build colonial empires spanning the globe Germans start WW1 and destroy it Europeans shift to progressive free capitalist democracies Germans invent communism destroying a lot of that Europeans rebuild after WW1 hoping to live in peace Germans invent Nazism, start WW2, and destroy that Americans and Russians bring over some German scientists German scientists proceed to build doomsday nukes that hold the world hostage for years Europeans attempt to unite in a peaceful European Union Germans immediately take large control of the union and push to build an EU ((German)) army ** you are here ** German genetics = Destroy anything good We should be wary of having too many of them on this team

It must mean that Yzerman has no intention of selling Howard, no? If he did wanna sell Howard you'd think he'd at least keep Comrie in the system for when we go down a goalie

Comrie was the only decent goalie on the team, young still too. But that ship has sailed. Stevie seemingly just gave the guy away...

So CSS has Stutzle as the #1 Euro skater now. Higher than Raymond... interesting

Letting Comrie go for nothing was a huge mistake and bad asset management Honestly what was Yzerman thinking?

Step 1: Incite infighting among the maritimers Step 2: Get all the honeys from these free dating sites while they're distracted Step 3: Profit? worth it

The fear

Newfies ARE potatoes

Osgood Hasek Conklin McCollum Mrazek Gustavsson Coreau Comrie Many have tried to unseat the Howard. All have fallen. RIP

No, I know about PEI

The entirety of it boils down to the use of the word "sucks" lol

Newfoundland squad really ganging up on me today. Sucha gorgeous island. Shame Newfie ppl live there.

Holland never would've let a solid asset like Comrie go, jus sayin

Meh I see Larkin as more of a Jared Staal type

I guess you could. I've never done it. Typically I fire someone or put someone on top of them till they get the point that they need to quit.

Yzerman could have claimed him back too and sunk him in GR. Stevie suckin it up out there. IDK Nagle has been pretty decent in his call ups. I'm not overly concerned. More double speak. U don't care, but ya do. Funny that we've been talking for pages, but only now you realize I have no idea what we're talking about. Hmmm Is it Larkin maybe? Goalie good. 2C bad.

Idk if you've noticed but sports contracts are not the same as regular employment. Demotion to 2C is what Larkin needs. Regardless you missed the entire spirit of the analogy *sigh* Larkin was a defensively responsible two-way center last year already. I fail to see these leaps and bounds in defense you all seem convinced of. If he has made them the team isn't benefiting from it. We need him doing what he did last year scoring and shutingdown. You know like a 1C.

I mean GR badly needs goalie help no? Why would Yzerman toss out a young goalie asset that could help down there? Guy is mismanaging things already in his first season. It's no wonder the team sucks worse than Holland's teams I thought you "don't give a s*** if I keep up with any of your other conversations" but it sorta seems like you want me to. Which is it? Lets come to a fair compromise Both Larkin and Howard suck, or both Larkin and Howard are good boys. Which do you prefer?

No, you thought an analogy about me firing an employee meant we should trade Larkin, which is equally silly. I see the same strong defensive game he had last year. He should probably focus on scoring. 1Cs do that.

The year is 2045. You turn on the TV to watch your Redbois and there he is. Jimmy Howard still in net. Many Mrazeks and Comries have tried to replace him in net but he has eaten all of them. Literally. He is massive now. With caloric intake well over 50,000 a day and increasing. Players try to score on him but his fat has consumed the entire net. Most players refuse to even skate near him out of fear of being consumed. Unable to move him, the Red Wings allow him to live stationary in the net at the LCA. Cults are formed and volunteers tend to him by emptying an endless stream of hot dogs into his now gaping maw. And the eternal Howard remains there in goal. Guarding his net for all time.

Please. Howard bashing is so 2013-2019