ChristopherReevesLegs

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    Gimme Muh Monthly Yzer-Trade

    Throw Ice Ice Baby on in the club in 2019 and people still go wild You would like Seattle. Half the dudes here wear make up and dress like women
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    Seattle

    He didn't pull the trigger, Courtney Love did
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    I wanted to hire her. Im not normally into black chicks but she was really hot lol.
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    People will always judge other people based on how they look. It's a hard truth, but it's truth. We do it everyday. Rasmussen and Mantha are big and awesome. Hicketts is small and not awesome. Bertuzzi looks like a bad ass. Ericsson is a hottie. Jimmy Howard is fat. I don't care that Daley and Bowey are black, or that Hirose is Asian, or that AA is Indian. Maybe Bill Peters does? That's his issue to sort out, and he's paying a pretty hefty price for it if so right now by losing his career in the NHL. I'm sure there's a lot of regret on his part. The part that makes me mad, is now my GM and my coach have to have specialized inclusion training bc Peters is a prick. That logic doesn't flow. I did something "racist" at work recently. I hired a Hispanic man over a black woman who was more qualified. I chose him over her because most of the accounts I was going to give him he will be dealing with other Hispanic men. I know that those accounts are going to respond positively to him face to face. People like dealing with people who are similar to themselves. It's why social mirroring is a thing. It's the reality pill.
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    12/10 ( ︶︿︶)_╭∩╮ GDT - Red Wings @ Jets - 8:00 PM ET

    And Bertuzzi is a "junk yard dog" out there
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    Seattle

    We're going with Seattle Ladybois and that's final
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    Gimme Muh Monthly Yzer-Trade

    You're telling me you WEREN'T doing the tootsee roll in 93?
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    So you walk into your office this morning and discover that Gary from marketing has been let go. Turns out he posted the N-word on Facebook 10 years ago, and Janice from accounting found it over the weekend. Zero tolerance means he had to be fired. Man lost his job, and possibly his career, serves him right... End of story, right? Wrong. You and all your colleagues - who, like most normal ppl, hold no racist beliefs - must now undergo sensitivity training. "Goddammit Gary!" So the first week of every September the company now carts you off to Holier Than Thou Social Justice Company Inc where they tell you "It's not cool to be a racist dick". You already knew that but ok... You get your free lunch and go back to work to catch up on the things you're now behind on because you were wasting business hours being punished for Gary's actions. And boss-man writes a fat check to Holier Than Thou Social Justice Company Inc for giving you that totally galaxy-brained lip service. What did you gain? Do you think differently now? You don't feel different. Boss-man says it's still necessary though cause it's "Good PR" he then proceeds to pat himself on the back for single-handedly ending racism... I am happy that the Red Wings have remained for the most part out of the limelight on all this nonsense. Always makes me proud to be a fan of an organization that keeps things classy and stays out of the media with unnecessary bull s***. Mike Babcock was mean to Franzen b4 anyone knew Franzen was having serious mental troubles, so there's that. But otherwise our noses seem to be clean. Furthermore, the Red Wings seemingly have never had any problem with having players from different backgrounds. We were deep into Soviet Russia and Europe b4 most teams. We have players who are white, black, or brown, doesn't matter. But for some reason, Yzerman and Blashill are now going to be forced to undergo diversity and inclusion training once a year because Bill Peters from the Calgary Flames said the N-word in the AHL 10 years ago. That's bull s***. There is always going to be a 1% who say something stupid at work and/or hold screwy beliefs. Fire them and move on. I thought that was the time-tested and proven formula for dealing with these issues. Punishing the 99% of normal folks for Peters actions is beyond stupid and just a PR move by the league to prove to their select brain-deficient fans that hockey totally isn't racist anymore... If 54 year old Steve Yzerman actually holds racist beliefs after all these years, then I'm sorry to tell you Mr. Bettman, but a training seminar once a year ain't gonna change him. Furthermore, the anonymous tip line is completely potato brained as well. Every time Torts loses his head and goes off on one of his players is the NHL gonna get anonymous tips from butthurt players that Torts is a meanie? What are they gonna do with that info? Call Kekalainen and tell him he has to fire his coach? Do nothing? What if they get an anonymous tip that Torts said the N-word and Torts denies it with no other evidence? Demand his firing? Do nothing? What's to stop Franzen from making something up and anonymously reporting it to get Babs fired? Congratulations we have now entered the era of walking on egg shells style coaching, unless the NHL is completely hollow in their promises, but in that case then whats the point of all this BS if only for show?
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    Howard = Average

    Another Tuuka tantrum. During a practice sheesh.
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    IT'S TOO SOON FOR LOKOMOTIV JOKES Screenshotted and reported. Bettman will be phoning you soon. Have fun in the unemployment line.
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    This is why I only watch KHL games. Peters is gonna be a legendary coach over there.
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    Jeff Blashill History

    @The 91 of Ryans We received an anonymous tip that you dislike a player of Indian heritage. We must therefore relieve of your duties on this board. We respect you as a poster, but we are disappointed by your actions in this circumstance. Press conference in one hour
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    Hockey is hereby CANCELLED until the happenings subside Everyone log off right now
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    You're probs right Guy slept with someones wife it's pretty clear
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    So last week, Montgomery did a playful interview on a radio station, but some ppl are pointing out that he sounded like he was buzzed/hammered through the whole thing. https://omny.fm/shows/the-ticket-top-10/monty-on-monty Maybe the guys an alcoholic
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

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    12/10 ( ︶︿︶)_╭∩╮ GDT - Red Wings @ Jets - 8:00 PM ET

    s*** if I had a mask, I'd have 90s Shania Twain on one side, and a drawing of that solider in Vietnam smoking weed out of a shotgun on the other side cause it's bad ass. f*** logos.
  18. PEI: Named after a prince like a proper island should be NFL: Literally named New Found Land because they were too lazy and dense to pick a proper name PEI: Agricultural powerhouse, grows like all of Canada's potatoes NFL: Barely grows s*** cause the dirt sucks PEI: Setting of the classic novel Ann of Green Gables NFL: No one cares to write a book about this place PEI: Plentiful with world renowned lobster, a meal normally reserved for kings NFL: Eats cod which is a peasants fish PEI: Produced Brad Richards who won two cups like a boss and was an NHL all star NFL: Produced Dan Cleary who was a pathetic try-hard who could only manage one cup As you can see PEI is a vastly superior Canadian island. Newfies on suicide watch.
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    12/10 ( ︶︿︶)_╭∩╮ GDT - Red Wings @ Jets - 8:00 PM ET

    Is he gonna have that stupid ******* blank white mask on thou?
  20. It's sad. Young Dman who was logging 18 min a night with us. No one else in the league wanted him for free. RHed too
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    I'm picturing Nill catching Monty selling team merch out of the back of his van in the Stars parking lot or soemthing Lesson to be learned here: Babcock was the linchpin keeping this fragile house of cards league together. Fire him and pay the price. In the midst of all this Yzerman had the cojones to waive a black man. Bowey is probably calling the hotline right now.
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    Sorry, no flo no go
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    Nill said in his press conference: No players involved, no employees involved, Nill respects Monty as a coach but is disappointed. Happened a few days ago and came to light on Sunday. Did they literally catch this guy smokin' a J behind the zamboni or something? WTF could he have done to be dismissed so quickly with no one else involved?