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Sources say The Dallas Stars discovered that Jim Montgomery watches white on white pornography, which is in fact raccis

The league got a hold of Montgomery's spotify and their was not one rap song in his history SEE YA LOSER Can someone get ahold of the NHL's new abuse line number? We can spam call it and say Blashill touched our peepees or something

Won't try to make this political, but god I hate ANTIFA with every bit of my soul. They run amok in Seattle and our police force has been told to stand down and allow them to commit acts of violence. Police will literally not intervene if they assault someone. It's mental. They block roads and prevent normal ppl from going to work, accomplishing absolutely nothing for their own cause, and infuriating anyone around them with a bit of common sense. They're literally just kids who wanna riot, LARPing as anarcho-commies or whatever wacky crap they consider themselves. I'm at the point where I hope ppl hit them with their cars. The people who enable them in the city are nutso too, "Like OMG antifa threw a brick thru the window of the Starbucks where I get my morning coffee, isn't that so wonderful and progressive?" No Janet, that is neither wonderful nor progressive. Anyway, yeah the name Totems is awesome, and if their is fallout from that name I will put on all black and paint "LGW" on my chest and go down to the riots. Try to spot me.

Probably told Heiskanen, Lindell, and Hintz to shut off the damn Suomi music It's true. Bald people are stupid and do not deserve our respect.

I imagine on the day they made roster cuts they just missed crossing off Ehn's name because it's so short, so he showed up for the season, but no one really noticed he's not supposed to be there cause he blends right in, and there's a glitch in the payroll software and he's still getting paid like the stapler dude from office space.

RIP ODB Remember when rap was good?

When Wysh had a show with Jeff Marek I used to listen to him (regretfully) but as soon as Marek left the show I never listened to another episode. Dude is literally a walking talking wiener. There's a reason they shut down puck daddy, and Wysh didn't get picked up by The Athletic and had to go to all that is unholy, the ESPN. Guys a weenie! It's unfortunate that Seattle is full of sensitive types, cause I prolly won't get muh Babs here now. Francis is about as much baggage as they're willing to take is my guess.

I think the earliest possible would be day 1 of the end of the regular season. Everyone knows it's a sacrificial season, so no need to fire Blash prior. But Steve may want "his guy" in the room so they can start planning next years season as early as this spring.

I'd like to see Steve throw money at the position or draft Askarov. It's gonna be depressing for us and for the players to have Howie/Bern in the net again next year. Like you said, it would do a lot for the teams confidence if we went out and got a goalie who can legit backstop the team so they can play. I think Steve knows he has to address this, and based on his aggressiveness I think he will. He's got a lot of time to scheme between now and July 1st so we'll see what happens. I hope he's a mad man at the TDL this year.

Is this a call for help? I will be your friend. I like Wings games and beer.

Mostly wickerpedia Hey now you shoulda said Dan Cleary, the pride of Newfoundland It's ok I'm more of a PEI guy anyway

Steve Yzerman, look at my life I'm a lot like you were Steve Yzerman look at my life 24 and there's so much more Live alone on a team That makes me think of picks Cups lost, such a cost Give me D that don't get lost Like a goalie that won't get tossed Skating home to you Steve Yzerman take a look at my life I'm a lot like you I need someone to play D The whole game through One look in my eyes And you can tell that's true

Comrie, KILL THOSE WHO YOU LOVE AND BECOME A RED WING

Na Yzerman just sucks

The worst thing that ever happened to Mraz IMO was going to arbitration and getting awarded $4 mil... and then not living up to it. His fate was sealed after that. He basically humiliated his GM. I 100% agree. This team is going to be forced to look outside the organization, which is not a good thing, it's a last resort really. We have zero goalie prospects that will be ready anytime soon by all indications, and anyone we draft this year will only take longer... Except... There is one... Askarov DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN

I agree Biz is barely an NHL player/retarded meat head who does too many shrooms, but he basically lived a career of being a Danny Cleary, the likeable guy who ran the lockerroom. That's the guy you take advice from on who's working hard and who's screwing off. I'm not saying Biz knows s*** about the game or Perlini's technical play, but i do think he know's about Perlini as a person. It's sort of his job.

I always liked Cujo and used to get s*** for it. Dominator definitely f***ed up his stay here a bit.

Sure, "could've" in a philosophical sense. But I'm pretty certain Mraz wanted off the team anyway. Holland's mistake with Bernier is independent of Mrazek, but yeah Berns sucks, just not sure what if any alternative was available to Holland at the time. I know you're a goal guy, I think you and I will be synced up in the next few years on this. I am adamant about addressing the net at this point. Berns sucks and Howie is aging out. If we are to play this smart we have to assume Larsson/Petruzzelli/Eliason/Brattstrom/VPB/Gylander are all big fat mistakes. Address a need until it is no longer a need, and their exists a large need in net.

I was just listening to old episodes of spittin' chiclets. Literally an episode right before Yzerman traded for Perlini, Bissonnette - who's a rep for the yotes, whom Perllini was drafted by - was talking about how Perlini just doesn't have what it takes to be an NHLer and wouldn't make it with the Hawks. That he's basically a goof, doesn't work hard, doesn't take anything seriously. Would rather f*** around than have a pro career. IDK I'm starting to think we lost this trade. It will sting a lot worse if Regula makes the NHL. That said, Yzerman is basically doing the same thing that he did when he first got to Tampa, he's slinging s*** at the walls and hoping it sticks. Some of those s*** burgers aren't gonna stick. I accept the strategy, just didn't work out great in this instance.

I hate admitting it, but I love the Avs right now, Zadorov is fun to watch, Girard and Makar are insane, Mackinnon and Rantanen are insane, Kadri is the perfect #2C in his prime, their secondary players are playing their balls off, only thing they could maybe use is some D depth and a goalie. And they're trying to add Hall. Girard spins a lot. I like that about him.

Seattle enables people who enable abusers. F this team already.

Coaches and GM's will be forced into Soviet re-education camps per esteemed commissar Gary Bettman I'm being semi-sarcastic obviously, but how long before this gets abused? Basically the Red Wings from 2005 to 2015 would be punished "severely"

Perlini: 1 assist in 17 games, -10 Regula: over a point per game Dman in the CHL right now