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HOLY crap site should have stayed down lol BJs score again

Why is there 10,000 songs about Christmas but only one about the boys being back? BJ's score tie game

Lucic (a problem) traded for Neal (another problem) Sure the contracts moved, but all they did was swap one problem for another (I realize Neal has done well since). We could swap Nielsen for Loui Eriksson or Bobby Ryan or something, but we'd just be swapping one overpaid bad player for another overpaid bad player and hoping Eriksson/Ryan do better in Detroit. If that's what you'd like to see ok, but it's not unloading the problem which is the real goal.

Sometimes I put a stick of butter on a Popsicle stick, dip it in mayo, then roll it in sugar It's surprisingly good. I call them shame sticks.

Careful what you wish for Leaf. Americans when the maple syrup wells dry up:

Had like molten level spicy ramen for lunch too

Thats helms fault somehow. Sorry helm

Just ordered the Gyro plate. Friday night muk bang. I'll report back with how it works out.

God I miss me some Thomas Vanek. Such offense. Such wow. Who's your favorite italalian on the Red Wings, and why isn't it Perlini?

Crosby really is a good guy. More than a few of these stories out there. Always goes out of his way to stop for kids and stuff too.

Andreas is lowkey a powerful based name

Hicketts sent to GR Fabbri confirms Yzerman is in Europe right now Fabbri, 21st overall pick, joins the Blues at 19 and scores 37 NHL points Zadina, 6th overall pick, still in the AHL at 19 and on pace for 32 AHL points Hmmmmm

Team will have a guy named Val, Madison, AND Alexis on it They're puttin' chemicals in the ice that turn the kids......

It's too soon to tell if Ehn is a bust yet. He's played well for a 23 year old.

Zadina has Brendan Smith disease. The good news is we were able to catch it and diagnose him very early, so there is a chance we can still get good value for him. And Yzerman has no commitment to Holland's draft picks. So this is the perfect time to sell him. Personally I'd do my normal TDL deals, then call up Zadina for the remainder of the season. Give him only sheltered minutes on the PP and top line with only offensive zone starts. Build up his perceived value. Then on draft day flip him for a 1st rounder. Then we can take a forward like Lafren or Byfield, and scoop up Askarov with our new acquired Zadina flip pick. IRL I'm a little cautious about Holtby. That man has already played a lot of hockey in his career and he's starting to project downward. Also his rise and now decent coincides pretty closely with the arrival and departure of Mitch Korn. And we don't have a Mitch Korn. We have a Jeff Saladjokeo or however you spell his name, who's coached: an aging Jimmy Howard, Mrazek, Bernier, Coreau, McCollum, Cal Heeter, Jeff Palmer, Edward Pasquale, and Jake Paterson... a real fine list of quality products there Jeff. We should have never have canned Bednar IMO. We gotta remember that in front of Howard right now is Patrik Nemeth (Colorado's #6 Dman), Madison Bowey (Washington's #7 Dman), Cholowski (Should arguably still be in the AHL), Joe Hicketts (AHLer), McIlrath (AHLer) Biega (AHLer), and finally Hronek (the only decent Dman). If I was Howard I would accuse Yzerman of trying to abotage my career by iceing that defence. Greener coming back tonight should help a lil Also look at Howard's game-by-game. The first 7 games of the season he has expected normal Howard numbers. Only the last 3 games have the wheels completely come off. I think he's just going through the same confidence crisis the entire team is in right now. I would be pretty upset and frustrated in his shoes right now. The state of the team is unacceptable. I don't think it's time to panic on Howard just yet. The eternal Howie never dies.

Day 1 Land in Dublin TV crews follow me to local pub Order a guinness and a shot of well whiskey Drop shot into my guinness Watch all of Ireland implode WW3

Hey yoos guys seen that Zdeno Chair-ah? Who's Zdeno Chair-ah? You know ZDENO CHAIR-AH LIKE DA HACKEY PLAYA ZDENO CHAIR-AH? THATS WAT I SAID ZDENO CHAIR-AH Ohhhh Zdeno CHAIR-AH ...boys I'm fuccin hammehed who needs a ride home? I got my mahms cah This exact scenario will play out in 1000+ boston metropolitan bars tonight. Together we can stop these ppl.

Be Irish Live on coastal Island for 10,000 years Never learn how to fish because stupid and Irish Run out of potatoes and whiskey Pack up entire life and immigrate to Boston instead of even trying to learn how to fish These are the brainlets we're up against

And there it is Mr. Trouba. The raccisstism inherent in the system. Say it with me folks: HOCKEY AT EVERY SIZE

Haha. Leave.

Previous lineup from Bostons Tuesday game: Marchand - Bergeron - Pastranak Cehlarik - Krejci - Heinen Bjork - Coyle - Senyshyn Wagner - Kuraly - Ritchie Chara - Clifton Krug - Carlo Grzelyck - McAvoy Halak Rask They are a one line team like us. Just gotta shut that line donwn and we get the W fellas. yes yes yes yes

Just realized Krug is a German last name... Yzerman drafted Seider to lure in Krauty Krug. Genius genius.

Hirose belongs in the AHL McIlrath skyrocketing up the depth chart Erne off the PP (good)

Man on the internet says Torey Krug just recently bought a new home outside of Detroit Who is the next great Red Wings Dman, and why is it Torey Krug?

Bruins lost 5-4 on Tuesday to the Habs. The fact that Boston is currently getting exposed... and subsequently BTFO... begs the question "how can one team be so stinky smelly Irish potato fans"? Before answering this question, one must consider the variables that BahASSton consists of, that is; an unintelligent fanbase composed of Irish potato famine immigrants, and smelly baked bean eaters. Furthermore it is a fact the Ruins have only won the cup 6 times before and have a history of simply being pathetic. While much superior teams like Detroit have 11 cups. I find this amusing since they are both Irish and pathetic, a great representation of their city and quite frankly, their team as well. One can only hope to see this team fail for the 9th year in a row. Or has it been 10 years now since their last cup? I lost count. But one thing is certain, they have not and will never win a stanley cup AGAIN. just today i had diarrhea and exploded all over the toilet and then my gf came in and said "ewww did you make a boston bruins in there again" and I just laughed audibly joke is that the boston bruins are diarrhea s***.