The 91 of Ryans

Cuz that's what I meant

BPA all the wayyyy baby

What I wouldn't give to see the Islanders be better at hockey than the Leafs in 2 or 3 years

But I thought, according to Kyle "Doogie Howser" Dubas, that it was going to be "no problem" to get Tavares, Mathews, Nylander, and Marner and 18 other guys all under the cap?

"60 minutes of hell" This is how I will describe the act of watching the Wings play this year. I'll be needing some of this.....

Ahahahah. Cute. FML SMH etc etc Yeah, I can't wait to watch a team try and grind out enough 2-1 wins to screw themselves out of a top 10 pick when getting more elite skill (through the top of the draft) should be the only thing they are focused on. Also, be prepared to see 15 -17 minutes of Glendenning. Also, be prepared to see Abdlekader and Helm in middle 6 roles instead of being on the 4th line where they belong. I was excited for this season to start...........

The Movie!

God love 'em. He's a hack but he really digs in come September.

******* millennial Bettmans!!!

That's some epic driving. Maybe give @e_prime a lift to Grand Rapids some weekend on you way home? Then I won't have to listen to @Jonas Mahonas call him a wuss anymore.

Cuz only the bravest of macho warrior types drive from Detroit to Grand Rapids to watch hockey? lol

Everything above is jiving with my brain IMIO, there's a good chance Helm and/or Glendenning are gone by the deadline.

So much respect for this guy. One of my favorite Red Wings and one of the GOATs. Now if all you hack journalists could revisit your preseason team overviews: the Wings are no longer "in cap hell" and have gotten significantly younger.

So Lehner was basically drinking 24 beer a night? + sleeping pills? That can't be true.

Swap him for Hull and I'm down

I had an important question about this article that I meant to ask earlier. In America, how many beer in a case? 24?

That 2nd condition. Woof. LOL They're calling it "The Hoffman Clause" on Twitter

He will be the Red Wings GM to start the 20/21 season. I promise.

I'd guess those conditional picks might get juicy if he signs that extension

Good question. I do not know. But I have a theory..... What kind of bridge is this?

Also, who da f-k are half of these guys??? (this is what I say every year)

I know right? Pretty sure CRL posted the same vid in anoter thread a few weeks ago. I had just stopped laughing yesterday......

Come on!! Who doesn't want a Terry - Topping - Veleno line?????

LOL