Scott R Lucidi

BUTT PLUG MINUS ONE

Brandon Inge x 9 that are all 23 years old.

Not ready until 2028. Sorry. Axl says so

The Dildo is hurt, so getting Johansson in should help our chances. The Butt Plug is still hindering Seider. But will Dycknose play Seider with Eddog and give both of them a CHANCE to shine? Or is it the SCAM's plan to always have one piece of TRASH on each defensive pairing so the entire defense turns out to be TRASH? We'll see what Dycknose has in store for us tomorrow night.

Crazy how taking out the TRASH makes us not trash right? Chiarot out, ASP in and we would get another shot in the arm.

Dildo = Petry Butt Plug = Chiarot Eddog = Edvinsson Mo Sleaze = Seider Aljo = Johansson Fluffersson = Gustafsson Finntard 1 = Maatta

I'm not even listening or reading anything you post until you stop advocating for Chiarot. How many games is it going to take for you to admit he sucks the high hard one? 1000? I mean, it's been 200 now. Do you need 1000? Now youre coming around. FINALLY!

I'm going to reserve judgement on the Eddog until they play him with Seider or Johansson. Pairing him with a cripple is only something the SCAM and Dycknose would do. If Edvinsson has to play with TRASH, he's going to be a minus machine the same way Seider is a minus maching with his TRASH partner. Seider - Maatta (25 Mins) Johansson - Edvinsson (23 Mins) Chiarot-Gustaffson (12 Mins) We have a CHANCE if the coach plays em like this. A chance. Not a good one. But a chance. If Dycknose plays Chiarot 18 minutes a night, we're just cooked. He stinks.

The way our defense plays is a huge problem. It shows me that our coaching is retarded. There's a simple tool you can use in hockey that every basketball coach in the world uses for defense = stay between your man and the net. STAY BETWEEN YOUR MAN AND THE NET. This is obviously unacceptable. This is a HUGE problem. This is lack of effort. This is a smaller problem. This is lack of skill. Edvinsson got the between the man and net part right, but lost sight of the puck and didn't nullify his guy's stick. That's a skill problem and not a positional awareness problem. These types of plays are going to happen. One Penguin beating 4 Red Wings to an open net tap in. This is a coaching problem. This is 4 players sucking on defense at the same time. You take a man, and you stay between him and the net until you pass him off. Everybody passes him off to Maatta who completely ignores him. Stick bumping defense is a sign of poor coaching. AT THE MIDGET LEVEL. We're in the NHL. This is complete SHET. Like the coach and GM should be let go TODAY type of shet. This is just nobody giving a rat's ass. Unacceptable. Goalie has to stop this. HAS TO. This guy should be on LTIR right now, and we should have Philip Broberg instead of Chiarot out there stopping this crap from happening before the goalie can make a gaff, but this one is on the goalie. About that between the net and your man thing. Chiarot, you idiot. You're seriously going to let one of the 5 best players to ever play hockey camp out in the paint. Seider, meh. You were covering 2 guys because Compher was focusing on Letang who was 60 feet away. This play is 1/2 Pittsburgh having good players and 1/2 Red Wings not choosing the least dangerous poison (Letang slapper from 55 feet). But the moral of the story is this 4 man PK team has to keep Pittsburgh guys 10 feet away from the goalie and not behind them . This is crappy defending. Guess this is what 8.25 million buys you. ZERO DEFENSE. Again, this is the kind of thing that would drive a freshman high school coach crazy and have the whole team running lines for 2 hours of practice. Our coach used to call these "No Ball Practices" after this kind of shet happened. Just conditioning. This is not how a professional athlete looks. This is amateur hour bullshet. And I would blame it on the player if it was ONE isolated incident. But this is a coaching problem. This is an entire team not playing NHL hockey the right way. This is the kind of coaching that makes you want Mike Babcock back. Kip, you're spot on. This could very easily be a 5-0 start if this team doesn't have an epiphany. And frankly, I'm all for it. I told all of you that we're not in a postition where our GM can miss out on Lindholm, Broberg, and Holloway opportunities and instead choose to go the Chiarot, Petry, Motte path. We're NOT the 2002 Red Wings that can spend 5 years developing prospects until they're 24 years old. We're a garbage piece of crap NON-PLAYOFF TEAM that has no identity, no guts, and very limited skill in small doses. We ABSOLUTELY NEED our first round and 2nd round draft picks developing NHL experience and earning their stripes THIS season. Not next season. Not the one after that. THIS SEASON. The SCAM and Dycknose Lalonde have complete lost their minds. This isn't a plan. This is a debacle.

Im done. Seider is the only defensemen playing defense on this team. The other 5 guys just play grabass. What a stupid joke.

Blame the SCAM. Between June and now, he's managed to leave SEVEN first round picks off the team. Broberg, Holloway, Kasper, Danielson, MBN, ASP, and Cossa. That's about as STUPID as a hockey GM can be. SEVEN FIRST ROUND PICKS. We need to get a real GM and let the SCAM just head up scouting.

Goalio

PP. Last chance

Chiarot is The Butt Plug. The Butt Plug gives one up on the pk. He sucks 5 on 5 so lets get him on the pk. Great coaching. Great GMing. @Axl Foley great LGW membering.

Why so many menopause medicine commercials? Somebody screwed up in marketing. The Dildo had a minus then the refs bailed him out.

Looks like the Dildo hurt his wrist Edvinsson is playing very soft. Disappointing. He's chasing the play and only using his stick. He needs to be a positional guy that's always in the way.

The Dildo's hurt.

Petry the Dildo. Im calling him Dildo this year.

I was touting his LTIR from last May. The SCAM sucks. This team could have been young and quick. We suck because we dont play our best players. Thats stupid AF. Ben Minus Machine Chiarot picks up right where he left off. This guy sucks so hard.

Was a cool hockey fight. For Americans, this is like a sophomore girls field hockey scuffle. But for Euros, this is like Hagler vs Hearns. Seider's left uppercut towards the end of it was a cool punch you don't see much in hockey fights. That's when Forsberg was like, "you know what...I think I'm good."

Sorry, we can't play 1st round draft picks until they're 22 years old, and we can't offer sheet 1st round draft picks. The rules clearly prohibit the Red Wings from doing that. So we're stuck with the TRASHmen Petry and Chiarot until end of next season. Edvinsson (5OA) - Seider (6OA) Broberg (8OA) - ASP (17 OA) Maatta (22OA) - Johansson (60OA) Wallinder (32OA) Cossa (15OA) Augustine (41OA) That's what we could have rolled into this season with. Instead, we're rolling in with a heap of TRASH. Thanks SCAM. Thanks Dycknose.

Mo Seider wouldn't do this. Mo Seider drops the gloves and kicks some ass. What a ******* animal. I creamed my pants twice during this fight.

Meh. You guys are wasting a lot of breath.

Nothing wrong with letting OUR draft picks play. There is ZERO wrong with getting rid of SHET TRASH old defensemen and letting our good, young, 1st round and 2nd round draft picks play. We don't need to bring in more trash to add to the current trash.

No chance. The SCAM likes to stifle. He'll have half those guys buried in GR still.