Scott R Lucidi

Branch will help when he returns.

Im going to pretend like u didnt say this.

Fantasy land Axl back at it. In his brain, we're in the middle of a 9-peat. Can leave all our prospects in lower leagues due to the recent massive run of success. In fact, lets send Seider and Raymond back to GR and extend Petry and Chiarot.

Chiarot 4.7 million.

Our dynamic duo of TRASH SHET on the ice for both GAA. Big surprise. Ready to watch Stupid SCAM and Dumbdyck Lalonde wreck another playoff season by icing pylons on D?

Was a good game. Seattles offense is dynamic. Our Corners were put to the test and didnt completely break. One missed coverage on Metcalf and that was it. Davis had a lot of nice plays while keeping Metcalf in check, and Arnold had some good plays while taking his customary 3 penalties. Im perfectly fine with looking like that in game 4 against one of the leagues best offenses. Our D needs to tighten up in December tho.

But but but Jeff Petry scored a goal in game 1 of the preseason

How does Kasper look?

I see what you're saying. But what I'm saying is that if our TRASH pylon duo was Edvinsson and ASP instead, Copp could back check a little less frequently and stay in the offensive zone a little more frequently no matter what line of the opponent he was checking. Having (4) good defensemen is a big deal. We didn't win when Lidstrom and Kronwall dropped off to Smith and Kindl. We won when Lidstrom and Rafalski dropped off to the Kronwall and Chelios. This team is a GIGANTIC TEASE as long as it thinks Chiarot and Petry can handle top 4 duties. They can't even handle 3rd pairing duties in the AHL. And that's not fair to our forwards. The SCAM phucked the fans out of a playoff run last year by iceing those 2 dooshbags, and he's about to do the same thing this year. There is ZERO reason to have ASP over in Sweden learning the SHL rink any longer. That kid need to play 9 games in Detroit this year and the rest in the AHL. Balances of power aren't 5 year swings in pro sports any more. They're one year swings. The Red Wings, like the Detroit Tigers, could be ready THIS year if all of their 1st and 2nd round draft picks are ready. Not next year. Not 2027. THIS PHUCKING YEAR. The SCAM needs to get his shet together, take out the trash, and get this team solidified for a cup run THIS YEAR.

You 180'd me on this guy. I wasn't seeing it, but when you said it, a lightbulb went off. The Red Wings had this guy covering for the TRASH they were icing the last 2 seasons. As our prospects mature, this guy and his contract should start to age like fine wine. And what a pro this cat is with the media. Doesn't bad mount other teammates. Doesn't badmouth management. Said "I'm doing my best to do what's been asked of me so far." All of us that have half a brain can translate that into "My 20% decrease in production is because I have to cover for the TRASH they put out there with me." Thank you for this one, Colin. You nailed it. I will be shocked if Quenville isn't coaching the Wings next year. We just need one more trash season with Lalonde playing the SCAM's TRASH defense duo of pylons to sink what would have been a successful season, and that will make way for a night and day coaching change. I would have made this move already, but the SCAM is kind of a gard with GM'ing outside of talent and character scouting.

If you want to win, you've gotta get him in, Go Kane If you want to score goals, through little goalie holes, Go Kane He don't miss, he don't miss, he don't miss Go Kane If you got bad streak, you want to see a good deke, Go Kane When your game needs great, and you want to skate, Go Kane He don't miss, he don't miss, he don't miss Go Kane If your pass is fine, and he walks the blueline, Go Kane Don't forget to re-up, cause he'll win you a cup, Go Kane He don't miss, he don't miss, he don't miss Go Kane He don't miss, he don't miss, he don't miss Go Kane Go Kane

Kasper plays so heavy. He's going to be a good top 6 guy in 2-3 years. Lalonde is an idiot. We need 1st round draft picks IN THE LINEUP. Not in Grand Rapids. Not in Sweden. In the ******* lineup. The SCAM and Lalonde have the roster management skills of a chimpanzee.

I'm going to be excited once Chiarot and Petry are in the pressbox. No sense getting excited for anybody until we stop icing PYLONS.

Larkin is. He'll have 1200+ points when he's done.

ASP