Jimmybigrigs69

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    Seider for Captain

    Gentle reminder of what SY and Lalonde have squandered and ruined... I'm begging Mclellan... stop wasting this kids talent as a lidstrom-esque game manager. I remember a quote from Bowman when the Russian 5 debuted: "idk who taught you guys to play like that, but dont change anything" STOP trying to change Seider and just unleash him. I miss the bad-azz from years 1 and 2. Let him do his thing. God plz.
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    TITLE CHANGE - 2025 UFA/RFA July 1! (plus summer trades)

    Ohio = pure azz flyover state Illinois = at least every chicago fuq has to drive down Michigan Ave every day Indiana = this still exists? Wisconsin = thinks the UP is their's. Thinks the NFC north is their's. But I promise you Wisconsin, Michigander's are just as drunk and stupid as you are, and were coming for the rust belt title hombre.
  3. Мы должны обеспечить существование нашего народа и будущее для детей Красного крыла.
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    TITLE CHANGE - 2025 UFA/RFA July 1! (plus summer trades)

    Bros...bad news, we lost nyquist My primary sport is hockey, but I hate the fuqqing packers so much its indescribable. Just raw disdain. Burn in flambe cheesetard.
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    TITLE CHANGE - 2025 UFA/RFA July 1! (plus summer trades)

    This is definately the first off season where i saw contracts coming in and legit thought: "fuq id rather trade" No one should be handing Gavrikov a $7x7 or Cody Ceci a $15 mil total contract. But Ken Holland's exist... Yzerman said as much in his presser. He's opted to save his money. "What for? He doesnt know yet" thats cool with me. Rather swap assets for a reasonable contract than sign tyler motte to a cowboy contract.
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    TITLE CHANGE - 2025 UFA/RFA July 1! (plus summer trades)

    Its not you, this is the worst offseason. With ya brotha.
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    2025 Offseason Thread

    Youre losing us KR, explain.
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    2025 Offseason Thread

    But that's where im a bit stuck. Say Mo and Ed are our next Lids/Raffi... i understand Lids and Raffi had Kronwall and Stuart behind them. But we have two horses. Dont you think they can carry 80% of the game for us? Despite bad partners? Idk feels like this year is gonna fuqqin suck and im gonna watch the pistons
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    2025 Offseason Thread

    Don't disagree Interestringly enough the Jfresh best Dman fan vote just came in. Seider finished at #18 in the league. Ed finished at #117. No other Wings dmen ranked. I do think thats super low for Ed and will change once the league gets to know him better.
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    The Holy Goalie Hoagie Hex

    At the end of 2019/20 James Devellano led Jimmy Howard to the fiery center of Mt. Weight Watchers, the only place where the one hoagie to feed them all could be destroyed...... But the hearts of goalies are easily corrupted... "CAST IT INTO THE (TRASH) BIN JIMMY! IT MUST BE DESTROYED!" Devellano exclaimed. Eyeing the precious dbl meat, dbl cheese, and extra mayo hoagie, and with a devious smile begining to creep across his face, Jimmy Howard replied with only: it was on that fateful day that the evil of sandwiches triumphed over the hearts of Detroit goalies. Jimmy cast aside his job, his team, contract and money... all for extra deli meat... dooming the net of wingkind for generations: 2020/21 - Jimmy's heir, Bernier, assumed the net. But he would be quickly injured, traded, and then retire. He lasted just 34 games before the hoagie hex consumed him. 2021/22 - Next in line: the young calder finalist Ned. He made it about 64 games with the wings before the curse too devoured him. 2022/23 to present - Husso made it 74 games. HM to Reimer and Greiss. Howard's hoagie got those goalies too along the way. RIP. Lyon and and Talbot currently sit at 67 and 33 GP respectively. How much longer do we think they have? One hoagie to feed them all, one hoagie to find them, one hoagie to bring them all and in au jus we dine them
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    The Holy Goalie Hoagie Hex

    "Those who can, do; those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym. Those who can't even teach gym post on LGW during work hours" - Jimmybigrigs69
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    2025 Offseason Thread

    You are very correct, he is a horse. And he has the size and skill to (potentially) be the best. Things I loved: when that dood try to fight him and he basically stood their and kept him at arms length and said ur not worth my time. Owned. Things I didnt love: when a different dood actually got to him and he basically turtled. I've always been loud n proud about my love for Mo. Precisely because he's always been a take no prisoners beast. I shy torwards Ed bc he doesnt share the same mentality... However, ive mentioned it before, it seems this team has neutered Mo. Suddenly hes a positional guy like a Lids or Raffi. And i dont think that plays to the strengths of the player. Maybe that changes under Todd, remains to be seen. But my question for u would be... do u think theyre misplaying Mo? Should Ed play the same way? Do you think maybe Ed could play that role which allows us to unleash Seider?
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    2025 Offseason Thread

    (You're talking to zadina/mantha/cholowski/jurco/veleno loving friend of the show KRSmith) shhhhhh dont tell anyone I told you, he thinks its a secret
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    The Holy Goalie Hoagie Hex

    I actually love this song and bump it often, thought you might like if you havent heard it yet, not sure how its survived on youtube this long
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    2025 Offseason Thread

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    2025 Offseason Thread

    Cherry was a shidt talker, and it's shidt posting season. Felt appropriate.
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    TITLE CHANGE - 2025 UFA/RFA July 1! (plus summer trades)

    I do this every year, so im keeping up with tradition, just have less ammo this off season... anyway, 1. John Gibson Class: Iron Dome Skills: knocks down incoming missles to protect home base. Maintains a strict diet, and definately does not get hoagies lodged in his throat 3 at a time. Because of this weight control, likely won't need to be replaced in the near future. *Disclaimer: will likely need to be replaced by 2-3 new goalies as soon as next year 2. Michael Leighton Class: Drill Instructor Skills: Being 6'3"... we didnt know they stacked shidt that high. Does not discriminate against Hawks, Preds, Canes, Bolts, or Flyers... he was equally worthless on each of those teams. 3. James Van Reimsdyk Class: Grizzled Veteran Skills: has done 11 tours in Philly, Tronna, Boston, Colombus, and the Mekong river delta. Isnt the naive young soldier he once was, but seeing Kane reminds him of losing the cup on Pattys game winning goal in philly, which activates his PTSD sending him into wild frenzies of violent hockey play. In his freetime he enjoys clogging and summering in Rotterdam. 4. Jacob Bernard-Docker Class: Not Nick Perbix Skills: Rejected by both Ottawa and Buffalo, but he's on this team because *insert reason here*. Kinda looks like Nick Perbix, but I assure you, that is actually a man named Jacob Bernard Docker.
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    OHL vs. College Hockey Quality?

    Of course this is the extreme high end so far payment wise. Mckenna will go #1 overall next year and likely leaves PSU right away. So the Nittany Lions got him on a 700Kx1 deal essentially. An extra year of ELC money for Gavin.
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    You can't enter Canada with a DUI on your record Wisconsin. Also, just drive right past Ottawa.
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    https://www.reddit.com/r/golf/s/TRftogdCLG Great video ^^^ Drunk golfer takes 20+ min at the tee box, and ends up taking a swim and getting the ol BANG BANG from former NHL enforcer Nick Tarnasky
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    The Holy Goalie Hoagie Hex

    we wuz lepperkhans n sheit?
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    OHL vs. College Hockey Quality?

    Mckenna commits to Penn State with 700K. MSU offered 200-300K. The CHL is finished.
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    The Holy Goalie Hoagie Hex

    https://leightongoalieacademy.com/ Omfg read the front to this website and then shoot me and yzerman in the face (SY first)
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    The Holy Goalie Hoagie Hex

    Shaquile O'NEIL is irish. That dont look like no irishmen to me.
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    The Holy Goalie Hoagie Hex

    Everyone except you, please remember that post. Creepy ainsley mafuqqa