Dabura

If it makes you feel any better, I have tons of other health problems, so it all balances out.

I want winged wheel pasta shapes. @ChrisIlitch How is this not a thing?

I have to work so friggin' hard to put on any muscle. And I'm really tall so it's that much harder cuz everything is stretched. I like all pasta. I am an equal opportunity pasta eater. You?

This rebuild runs on hope and Baneposting, and we're fresh out of hope.

I'm assuming it's an anti-Italian slur. Which might mean something to me if I had any Italian blood in me. He's right about me eating lots of pasta tho. Guilty as charged on that count. The fat thing, not so much. I have a freakish metabolism that basically allows me to eat as much as I want of anything without gaining any weight. Now you know my...shame? Question mark?

I'm not reading too much into it, personally. A two-year deal doesn't necessarily mean he'll be here for the full two years (or even one year, for that matter). Though, realistically, things would have to go pretty sideways for him to get the boot before his contract expires. I guess what I'm saying is I'm looking at it as a wait-and-see thing.

I called nyqvististhefuture a baby and he accused me of eating tomato sauce.

How about about you stop straw manning? You're not telling anyone anything they don't already know. This team is not very good. These wins are probably fool's gold. This team is probably going to suck next season. Finishing 29th would give us a (more) decent shot at landing Hughes or Kakko and we could really use a Hughes or a Kakko. Winning five games in a row at this point in the season is cosmically hilarious, because of course they win five games now when lots of fans want the team to keep doing what they had been doing for the whole season, which is losing tons of games. We all know the score. We all know what's up. But where you're choosing to doom-and-gloom this s*** into the ground, most people here (who, let it be known, have survived countless Wings heartbreaks across multiple decades), are taking a more glass half full approach. I mean, you do you, man. Just realize that unironically screeching about how this organization is doomed and how you're the only realist in a house full of crazy people is not going to win you many fans here. And I reserve the right to mock your histrionics, just as you reserve the right to mock my crippling pasta addiction.

Remember that time the Wings were in 29th place and then they won some games and slipped to 27th and you wouldn't stop crying about it and you kept talking passive-aggressive s*** about some of your fellow Wings fans because they refused to be sad about the Wings winning games? Good times.

Peter Chiarelli and Randy Carlyle. Getterdunken. This is the suck we have been praying for.

The only thing tastier than this bowl of tortellini is your tears.

Might as well. These idiot players seem to be under the impression that it's ok to win games, which means we have a serious culture problem within this organization. Nuke it from orbit. Burn it to the ground. No survivors.

The Boy with the Thorn in His Side...A Rush and a Push and the Land Is Ours...Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now...Half a Person...Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want...How Soon Is Now?...there's a lot to choose from. Pretty much all of Morrissey's lyrics are about being a Wings fan in the 1980s/2010s. I'm not the one pissing and moaning because the Wings are winning games. Also, it's MISTER Dickhead, thank you very much.

No, you don't understand. We were second from the bottom for a few days and now we're fifth from the bottom so it's basically the end of the world.

ur momma's spaghetti

This one goes out to my homie nyqvististhefuture:

ur momma

big mood

Then we straight f***ed. lol. (Same!)

Even Mickey was talking about how there's six or seven outstanding players at the top of this draft class. It's a relatively deep draft. We'll be ok, possibly much better than ok.

Or he scores 11 goals. It's been that kind of week.

Hicketts is being called up to fill in for DeKeyser if he can't go tomorrow night. So there's a decent chance we see both Hicketts and Chelios in the lineup.

April 9