Dabura

Abby's ass probably claims another Wings goal. Yep, no goal.

You could tell me it was straight vodka and I'd 100% believe you. GOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Under review. Because of course.

Refs reffing it up.

Larkin roughed up...? I didn't see what happened.

Larkin (17) PPG from Nyquist (24) and Nielsen (16) - DET 1, DAL 5 No. Get back here. You have to suffer with us.

Larkin's point streak lives and that is all I care about right now tbh. I am happy.

Mike Green is hardcore #TeamTank. A true patriot, that man. LARKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5-0 lololololo STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD

On the plus side, they can't hang the loss on you. So there's that!

You have made a powerful enemy today, my friend. Fortunately for you, I'm gonna be drunk soon and I probably won't remember any of this. Patriots and Yankees, I think. Don't quote me on that.

Ban yourself.

*takes a shot* My body is ready. There is no love left in my heart. Only an undying hatred for Blake Comeau and people who think hot dogs are sandwiches.

That makes more sense, yeah. In any case, congrats to the Red Wings for being narrative fodder. People will say the Stars responded to Lites' callout, but really the Wings just suck. On that note... End of 2nd. Wings trail 0-3. Woof.

I don't think the math works out that way. Seguin's right there with Larkin and Benn isn't far behind Larkin. And Abby has, like, 12 points. But, I mean, yeah. From what I'm hearing from Stars fans, Benn and Seguin haven't been the players they're being paid to be. The Stars' problems go way beyond those two having slightly disappointing seasons, but with big contracts come big expectations... Look at you, trying to act like you're not -3. "My stream was down!" A LIKELY EXCUSE!

Stars score. 0-3.

PK

It's the brutality and the fact that that kind of thing almost never gets out in the open, at least not in today's NHL. And here's Lites literally going to some Athletic writer and telling him to publish it.

Stars score. I'm really glad we're able to give the Stars the confidence boost they so desperately need.

Lites is an absolute savage lmao.

He's that classic brand of Wings archnemesis who plays for pretty much every team except the Wings and always finds a way to dagger us at each stop along his journey, whether it's breaking Jurco's ribs with a cross-check or scoring a dumb goal. Not so great. But then, no one on either team looked good. It's been a weird game.

Stars score. Of course it's Comeau, that f***.

Welcome aboard, HYPE! bros.

They're playing Tales of Endurance! (See previous GDT.) Literally the first time I've ever heard that played in a public setting.

2nd period is on! LGRW!