Dabura

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    2018-19 Season Lines Thread

    I haven't missed the all-vet D corps. Not one bit.
  2. 666 Heck Drive Underworld, Hell 86753
  3. Mantha is not the new Franzen. He is the new Robert Lang. That's right. I went there.
  4. Wings: "Steve, join the Wings." Steve: "lol why"
  5. Mornin', folks. I had the weirdest dream last night. Let me tell you about it. Basically, the Detroit Red Wings lost to the Tampa Bay Lightning and--OH GOD IT WASN'T A DREAM IT WAS ALL TRUE OH GOD.
  6. I want off this ruse cruise.
  7. Watching that sequence...I'm thinking maybe it's time to move on from Blashill.
  8. Could've had him for a bag of pucks. Daniels-Redmond is like softcore MacLean-Cherry.
  9. If we're following The Script, Lightning get a lame insurance goal to make it 3-1 and we get a goal to make it 3-2 and we lose by a goal and we're left saying, "Dang, if only we hadn't given up that insurance goal (or done any number of things differently)."
  10. The Assassination of JFK But It's Helm Shooting
  11. Jack Hughes. Honestly, he could be McDavid and we'd still have problems. He does look very good tho. Nope. Somehow, I always knew.
  12. Is Tiny Pink Polo Shirt Guy from Michigan? I bet he's from Michigan. I bet his parents are at the game tonight and we can put our fancy split-screen interview technology to use while the game is going on. Ain't even that tho. It's like he's sweeping the puck with a broom -- no elevation, no power. I'm genuinely thinking he might be playing thru some upper-body injury.
  13. Future Captain. Like Zetterberg, but evil.
  14. The hell is going on with Nyquist tonight? Literally every one of his shot attempts has either been easily blocked or way off-target. And in every case it looks like he's not getting anything on the shots, like he's playing with a broken wrist or something. Weird.
  15. So basically this is every game we've ever played against the Lightning. Strange, I know.
  16. lollllll Never change, Ham. Never change.