Dabura

Watch, we're gonna find out that Matt or Mabus is actually Neo's mom and this whole place is gonna get nuked from orbit. The man doesn't age. It's actually kind of creepy.

You're just sore cuz Neo's mom doesn't bake you cookies.

r e l e n t l e s s l y n e g a t i v e CRL knows I love him like a brother and Neo knows I love his mother like a mother. You be poppin' in here out of nowhere and doing your "Heh, guess lots of LGWers are looking pretty stupid right about now" thing. I respect the hustle, I'm just saying. As for my thoughts on Yzerman, I honestly don't really care. I never expected him to be a savior and I still maintain that losing on purpose is dumb. Does that mean I think Yzerman should be fired? I mean, no, not really...? But if he gets fired, cool, whatever. The ensuing chaos would be a nice change of pace.

FABBRI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -------------- Cool story, dude, thx for stopping by, always good to have you in the GDT, awesome. -------------- End of 2nd. Tied at 1. So far, so...good?

0-1

Buffalo's PP was, like, tops in the league under him. Though, I dunno if that was more to do with their PP guy, whose name I don't know. At any rate, that magic has definitely not followed him here to Detroit... Bernier came to play tonight. Let's hope the rest of the team follows his lead.

Bylsma. Safe to say he won't be back next season. End of 1st. No score. I'll take it. [shrug]

I hope the holidays have treated y'all well. Lord knows the Wings aren't going to. [laughs] [cries] HYPE! L G R W

I like how gallows humor is pretty much the only thing keeping this fanbase going right now. PSA: all-black third jerseys are stupid.

I'm calling Bernier with the hat trick.

I miss Joakim Andersson; he was the glue that kept this team together.

If we win this game, I'm officially giving up on trying to make any sense of anything and everything.

What is this "happiness" you speak of?

Honestly, that's probably optimistic.

https://www.tsn.ca/alexis-lafreniere-s-status-at-the-world-juniors-remains-up-in-the-air-1.1419624

I was tempted to post this one:

i DoN't LiKe tHe WaY zAdInA pLaYs wE sHoUlD'vE dRaFtEd DoBsOn

your mom

this is so sad alexa play never meant

If Yzerman ices a team that performs like this next season, there will be no one in the LCA seats.

Welp, the fun was fun while it lasted.

NIELSEN SHORTY?????? WHAT EVEN IS THIS GAME??????????

EDIT: Wrong thread.

End of 1st. Wings lead 2-1? Wings with 17 shots on goal? wuuuuut