Dabura

Meme magic is real.

STAGE 1 - Free curly fries when a Wing scores three goals STAGE 2 - Free curly fries when a Wing puts up three points STAGE 3 - Free curly fries when a Wing scores a goal STAGE 4 - Free cars when the Wings play a game My disappointment is immeasurable and my season is ruined.

Damn! You're quick on the draw, Lefty! Sucks that Kaski didn't work out for us. Oh well. So what do we know about Wood? I see he hasn't played in an NHL game. Is he looking like a career AHLer or is he a good prospect who was just stuck behind too many better defensemen in Carolina? AYO HOLD UP IS THIS MOFO SERIOUSLY 6'7

You bring the hookers and blow, I'll bring Marc Bergevin. Disc 1, track 3. https://genius.com/The-smashing-pumpkins-jellybelly-lyrics The choice to place a song like “Jellybelly” so early in the tracklist definitely makes a statement. The band seems to be communicating that, although “Tonight, Tonight” kicks it off, this is not a positive album full of hope. This is an unflinching journey into the human condition.

I respect the hustle. Huh? What? Why are you looking at me like that? I'm talking about Zadina's effort level, particularly on the forecheck. I respect his hustle. What did you think I was talking about? [Dabura notices there's a greasy paisano in a pinstripe suit holding a lead pipe and staring at him menacingly and making the throat slit gesture]

The Hero's Journey

(s*** they're on to me)

Financial bag skating.

Makes sense. EDIT: Or does it? I suck at math. And cap stuff.

My thoughts exactly.

Maybe Otter meant more to the Wings than we knew.

Alcohol is good, alcohol is fun, alcohol belongs to me and everyone.

I vaguely remember someone saying Fabbri is known to be a good locker room guy and that that's one of the reasons why Yzerman brought him in. In any case, you're on fire today and I appreciate it. In terms of who we should be targeting...who were the Blues players who famously punched each other in practice? That incident was the beginning of their turnaround. We should try to get those guys.

This might explain the weirdness:

wtf is going on

Killing off characters is pointless if you're just gonna bring them back. This is why that Avengers movie is dumb.

HYPE! LGRW!

Welcome to hell, Eric. Our D genuinely do not know how to D.

Didn't mean to alarm anyone! I was just pissing and moaning. I used to do that a lot here. Felt good to get back to my roots for a few hours. No big deal. The HYPE! is deathless.

I'm still hoping for Laviolette, but DeBoer would be an upgrade over Blashill. Doesn't he have some Michigan ties?

It's kinda weird to say a goalie who allowed give goals was a bright spot, but I suppose he kinda was. Overall tho, I'd say he was more or less what I've come to expect from Bernier. Not sure he's going to improve the situation in net.

This is amazing. I like that he's winning over the really dialed-in analysts who didn't like the pick, e.g. Corey Pronman and Cam Robinson. "I didn't like the pick at the time, but I've had the chance to watch him since then and I think I get it" seems to be the common sentiment. (Props to them for not being prideful dinguses about it, btw.) It's a feel-good story. We need a cornerstone defender who's big and mean and skilled and mobile and can play in all situations and log huge minutes and is an all-around good human being who will go to war for his teammates and try to carry them on his back if he has to. We've needed this player for years and years and years. With Yzerman's first pick as Red Wings GM, he gives us this German rando who magically appears to fit the bill. I fear I'm falling in love with the idea of Seider and Stutzle being all we need to get things back on track. That Seider is a feral Pietrangelo and Stutzle is Pettersson. That two German kids will lead Detroit sports out of the darkness and into the light. LMAO! I need it. I need it so badly. We're all gonna be on coke by February. RIP LGW.com's winning culture.

Totally agree about Larkin! Not sure I'd take Byfield over Lafreniere, but I 100% understand and appreciate the argument that we need a franchise centerman more than we need a franchise winger. I'm all about center depth.