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I want a Jurco call-up. We need goal-scoring help like nobody's business.

I've resigned myself to this reality.

VANEK!!!!!! (Sorry. Fantasizing.)

There's only so much Ritalin in the world.

LOL, I just took a sarcastic swipe at Sammy without having read this. Great minds!

The lack of Samuelsson is obviously killing us, especially on the PP.

I want a Vanek. Someone to bury the effing puck when we desperately need someone to bury the effing puck.

Also, to everyone saying the Pengins aren't THAT good - they really are. I mean, we can hang with them, but they're absolutely the more imposing team.

How is it that we have absolutely no conception of how to play with and preserve and build on an important lead? Isn't that, like, a veteran team thing?

Monster looks terrible.

We are phenomenal at pissing away momentum, leads.

Ugh.

Obligatory we-just-scored-a-goal-and-we're-looking-fantastic-so-let's-go-on-the-PK.

Is Monster drunk? Stay in net, dude.

Off Sid's stick!

GOOOOALLLLLL

We look good.

Ken and Mick! Thank God. I hate Root. Good opening minute. PP coming up.

Happy to see I'm not the only one who wants this to happen.

I've gotta think there'll be lots of fan uploads. Because 1) this series has become a really big deal in the hockey world (so much hype this time around!), and 2) Toronto is the "centre" of said hockey world.

My point isn't that Cleary is a key piece on this team. We all know Cleary is washed up and probably shouldn't be on the team at all. I'm saying I think it's a stretch to say Tootoo has so much more to offer, in terms of overall value.

True. But what I mean is, basically, this lineup lost two straight to the Panthers, and we collapsed against the Flyers, and we didn't get it done against the Lightning, and we squeaked out a win over the Devils. And, generally, one of the last teams I'd like a struggling Wings team to play is the Penguins. So there's some justification for being worried. Look, I think we probably blow them out, even though we couldn't beat the Panthers. Because that's how we roll. Bad against bad teams, good against good teams, great against great teams. I'm just saying. Gotta spread the wealth. Our bottom six needs some scoring punch. Also, I'm not sure if I like the idea of Tatar going up against Malkin. Actually, wait...is Abby playing on the first or second line? I'm not even sure what the top six looks like. But I know we need Tatar in the bottom six. Otherwise it's all defensive forwards.

Rivalry!

Helm, DeKeyser, and Zetterberg are all shooting for the 28th, I think. I'm still scarred from 2009. I pretty much stopped watching hockey for two years. Mostly, though, I'm more worried about us being us than them being them. We could be playing the Sabres and I'd still be worried.

All of the Atlantic Division plz kthxbai.