Dabura

I like that we're hitting the net cleanly, with traffic.

Please get Sammy off the PP. I get it, he's right-handed. But he sucks.

Dats draws a call on Ference.

So happy the Leafs lost.

Tire IS their last name.

Did Schulz just walk away as Bachman was struggling, or did I see that wrong?

I'm starting to dislike GCL. Bachman hurt?

WTF is going on with Gamecenter?!

Let's not sit on this lead like we did, um, last night.

Stupid effing Gamecenter feed is crappng out on me.

We are BUZZING and I LOVE IT! Best start in recent memory!

Oil fans getting restless.

I thought Helm was Datsyuk until they zoomed in on him celebrating.

PP THIS GAME IS LIKE PORN

TATAR

DARREN EFFING HELM

Canucks are looking phenomenal after Bure's ceremony. They're up 1-0, but it could easily be 3-0. Shots are, like, 11-2.

Wow, Pat Quinn looks pretty good. Yeah, I supppose you're right. I guess when I think of him I always think of him in his prime years. He looked so young.

Glenn Healy mentions Alfredsson's dive in the game against the Canucks. I have to admit, it was pretty bad. Bure has really aged.

Are we really 11-0-1 in our last twelve against the Oilers? Wow.

Ah, that's who I was forgetting! Backes! Brown, Backes, Callahan, et al. Love it. What I really like about Wheeler, beyond the obvious, is that he's growing, progressing, pushing himself to be better and better. He has a scoring touch now that I don't think he had several seasons ago. He's worked on his intensity, he's become a good leader, and I think he's actually gotten faster, quicker. I believe he has the potential to be one of the best players in the league, and I'll be very surprised - and pissed - if he isn't there in Sochi. Also, I'd take back all the bad things I've ever said about Holland if he were to somehow land Wheeler in a trade. Zetterberg - Datsyuk - Wheeler I would cry.

Huh, for some reason I remember it as Sammy who broke Eaves' jaw. Who did? Oh, did they ultimately give Andy credit? It looked pretty clear on the replays that Tats didn't touch it. Either way, two goals in two games sounds more impressive than a goal and an assist. Who cares about facts.

I hope we was benched. He needs to be bought out or traded.

Any team with Ryan Callahan and Dustin Brown on it is going to be pretty awesome. One of my favorite players. I've wanted him on the Wings for some time now.

Two goals in two games, playing on the third line. Not about to call him the second coming of Fedorov, but I think if he gets confident enough and really gets going, and then you add Nyquist and a healthy Helm - how sick is that bottom six?