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Bernier was puking up his guts and pooping his pants and this is the kind of support his skaters give him. If I'm Bernier, I take a big dump right in the middle of the locker room during intermission.

0-6

don't worry guys leafs got a pp

Blashill should be forced to play net for a game or two.

0-5.

0-4. Leafs are barely celebrating because they know they're partaking in sadistic abuse.

Probably a good thing that you Canadians already had your Thanksgiving.

No, this is Vietnam. WW2 is two doors down.

End of 1st. Wings trail 0-3. hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boy

THAT. Right f***ing there. That terrible pass attempt from Helm. THAT is what drives me absolutely insane about this team. There is absolutely, positively ZERO excuse for that.

The worst part of all this is we're probably going to win this game, because Wings.

Bernier's in. The third goalie is a guy named Josh...Block. The hockey gods have a sick sense of humor.

0-3. Howard's hurting. Bernier isn't on the bench tho. So, yeah. I dunno.

Count how many o-zone rebounds we get to tonight.

0-2. We came to play tonight.

You're not gonna believe this but the Leafs just scored. 0-1.

[20 years later] "Dad, how did you lose your eye?" "Mabus was off duty."

THIS MAN GETS IT

She was an A+ MILF as recently as 2014.

WIN IT FOR CZECHBOI! Vodka is garbage and so are you for drinking it. But I will let it slide because you are otherwise pretty based. Happy Thanksgiving, fellow burgbros!

Huh. Guess he cleared!

I haven't seen anything about him being waived.

>Claude Julien literally ate a dude >Like, literally ate him >Like a donut >"Well, ya know, Claude is a good friend of mine and he would never. How dare you." - Bergevin [Two weeks later, when the Habs have slipped out of the playoff picture...] >"Well, ya know, we all make mistakes, myself included, but at some point you have to own your mistakes and Claude literally ate a dude. That is why I am relieving him of his duties." >"So, you knew he ate a dude and your first instinct was to protect him? Do I have that right, Marc?" >"I heard you hate minorities, Mr. Reporter Man."