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Some dude said it was gonna be Flip and I liked his post so basically I scored the goal, give me my 5 mill. this summer plzthxbai.

Smith is untouchable. I don't necessarily think he should be...but it is what it is.

True story.

This kind of thing goes back many, many seasons.

It was there at the beginning. But this team is so fragile, in so many ways. And stupid. (See, e.g.: dumb penalties, Kindl failing to get the puck out of the zone 90 times in twenty seconds, our defensemen thinking it's a good idea to curl back towards the net when they get possession in our corners.) Yes, friends. The Derp-Derp Derp Wings are back.

You think Getzlaf was trying to use DeKeyser as a screen? If so, props to him.

Do you think Datsyuk makes a noise every time he picks a pocket? "Beep beep!"

Good kill, boys.

This could get very ugly. In more than one way.

Nyquist is hungry. Sit your ass down, Salami. (Tho srsly, enough with the whistles.)

Lurve teh Mulez.

Best moment in broadcasting history: "This is just a violent [pause] collision with the boards." - Ducks assninja re: the Souray cross-check

Props to Brunner.

Taking out one of our own. On the power play. With two seconds left in the period. Only the Wings.

Hey, lets piss our commanding lead away.

Now watch us self-destruct. (Please don't.)

Thanks, Flip.

I'm planning on branching out to the other forums at some point. Hey, can we put the whistles away? Please?

Don't even get me started, I won't shut up for days. GOAL.

Sweet period. Minus our BLATANT DIRTY GOONERY. (THOSE WINGS. MASTERS OF TEH SUTTLE INTERFERENTIALZ.) Titus Welliver, aka The Man in Black. Good/Bad omen.

Thankfully I've got the NHL Network and, like, 90 different NBCs. But I feel for the people who don't. The NHL wants to know why it can't play in the Big Boys' Sandbox? Things like this.

Watch the first period on one channel, the other two on another. Such stupidity.

So...the person who scheduled these games needs to be kicked in the teeth.

DeKeyser's a good player in this league right now, even at his young age. And there's definitely the sense that he's only going to get better. Much better. Which is pretty crazy. Why? Because we're the Wings, and - IMHO - he's essentially a first-round pick. Maybe not quite first-overall, but certainly up there. Or is he? About where would Dekeyser go (i.e. get picked) in your average NHL draft? Or, to put a finer point on it: Did we really just land the rough equivalent of a first-overall? (Ah, parity.)

Chase his brick-s***ting ass, Wings. Side note: How nuts would it be to hear a mocking "Hillll-errr" chant @ Honda? And I don't mean Ducks fans. I mean, make this a home game. And chase him. And then bring it on home for the next two. Nightmare material.