Dabura

Hell, Rinne's rebound control is terrible.

Granted, that's an insanely soft top-6. Not that I don't see the virtue in the bigger point you're making, Dr. Dangler. (For some reason you're a doctor. Deal with it.) And not that I really like Bertuzzi or Samuelsson or Cleary in the top-6. I just hate that our scoring lines are going to be shut the eff down in the first or second round because - wait for it - our scorers are content to pass-pass-pass-pass-shoot from the tops of the circles into the goalie's chest. (Gold sticky star for Samuelsson.) I have a bad and not entirely baseless fear that Brunner's gonna come over here, tear it up, then get his clock cleaned on trying to cut to the net with his head down or something, then never be quite the same.

He's got a broken face He's got a He's got a broken face Uh-huh

If D. Fehr says the words, "We kicked the tires," do you suppose the universe as we know it will implode?

I feel really bad for Leafs fans. What else do they have to look forward to, besides maybe (maybe) making the playoffs?

It always ends the same.

LeBrun: "Expectation is that NHL/NHLPA talks will go 'somewhat late' source just said..."

If I had any, I imagine I'd be keeping 'em.

Larry Murphy?

We need a spy on the inside.

Appears so. Thanks for the link. I'm just bored.

Updates? Downdates?

Granted, Bettman was Commissioner when the NHL "had so much going for it."

I stopped following hockey altogether for almost two whole seasons. EDIT: NHL seasons, I mean.

I'm a fool. No way is this done in six days - unless the cards are being played very close to the chest, on both sides.

This.

MHL?

November 12, 2012 @ 1:57 PM, EST.

I'd totally play in Scotland.

My birthday's in eight days. I'll say then @ 1:57.

Not to be a ******-y downer, but...

Call girls.

Pretty much. We got rocked by the Predators because we couldn't score to save our lives and we were generally terrible defensively. We couldn't score because we're too small and soft (especially in the top-6), and we lack an elite goal-scorer. We added Samuelsson, Tootoo, Nyquist, Brunner. Fail. We lost the second-best defenseman in the history of the game. We were terrible when he was out of the lineup this past season. We added Carlo Colaiacovo.

It's gonna be Hank. But my pick is Helm.

O, plz. Football is the unofficial religion of the United States of America.