Dabura

Think of it as preparation for watching OT.

I appreciate the joke, but... 1) It doesn't apply well here (see my response in that other thread). 2) I don't try to be this forum's moral compass, and am therefore allowed to make hyperbolic exclamations like "Oh for the love of God" to underscore how thoroughly the Gods of Bodily Harm are taking it to this team this season.

I was considering "Holmstrom: Stevie Wonder," but ultimately decided it lacked the desired impact. Besides, Homer can't even play the harmonica.

I was thinking more along the lines of shredded rubber duckies...but that works too.

Oh for the love of God.

Should the Rangers go on to lose this series, it will haunt them forever. There's absolutely no reason why they can't win it, they're just making a couple really costly mistakes a game.

I wouldn't mind seeing Bert demolishing everything that moves and turning in a hat trick, both silencing his critics and showing the Wings' teeth in one fell swoop.

I firmly believe this Wings-Sharks series is essentially the WCF matchup; either team can and will beat the Ducks.

How I phrased my "comeback" (in response to what?) is irrelevant; I'm pointing out the hilarity of 1) equating reservations and pessimism about an athletic team with ultimate cowardice, and 2) speaking of "true fans," which is always a nauseatingly pretentious concept that generally serves to undermine a would-be purveyor of justice's credibility (as it does in this case). And, of course, the fact that you need to get laid. Moving on....

As always, you need to get laid.

Actually, it kinda does matter. If Dom were to fire the puck into his own net, I wouldn't say, "Bad form, team." Blah. I'm getting too negative even for my tastes. I'm done with following this series.

If the Wings were a woman, sex with her would be the most disappointing experience in the world. Nice road trip, boys. Glad to see you cme to play.

I give credit where it's due and I give s*** where it's due, and you can't say no s***'s due after that last game. This team has a knack for self-destructing, regardless of the team it's facing. The last game was a great example: They let the Sharks back in the game by putzing around with the puck in the defensive zone and generally being sloppy. That's not heart -- that's sitting back and then getting bitten in the ass for it. Chelly: "Hey! A puck! And in our zone of all places! Small world, eh, little puck? You know, I think I'll call you Luck. Ah, this reminds me of the time--" Thornton: BAM. WHAM. CRUSH. Chelly: "The hell? Oh well, all that matters is that Luck and I are--" Thornton: BAM. BAMBAMBAM.

I give credit where it's due and I give s*** where it's due, and you can't say no s***'s due after that last game. This team has a knack for self-destructing, regardless of the team it's facing. The last game was a great example: They let the Sharks back in the game by putzing around with the puck in the defensive zone and generally being sloppy. That's not heart -- that's sitting back and then getting bitten in the ass for it. Chelly: "Hey! A puck! And in our zone of all places! Small world, eh, little puck? You know, I think I'll call you Luck. Ah, this reminds me of the time--" Thornton: BAM. WHAM. CRUSH. Chelly: "The hell? Oh well, all that matters is that Luck and I are--" Thornton: BAM. BAMBAMBAM.

FI guarantee you the TSN call on Nick's goal last game has that beat. "NOW HERE'S LIDSTROM WITH A SHOOOT....goal. meh."

Dom??

For the record, I said "as good as over." I think many agree with my sentiments. This is a must-win game. Do or die.

I equate flat-out sucking with lacking heart. We can get into semantics, but I'd rather not. I am chill. I'm just stating a fact. But if it would make you guys feel better, OMG SPLOOSH SEMEN WINGS IN 8 BAYBAY.

You need to get laid.

If we lose this game, the series is as good as over. Now we see what the Wings are really made of: Heart, or Skittles.

Apparently you didn't watch the 3rd period. I can't believe they're getting paid for s*** like that. Dear Wings, Full 60 minutes, no putzing around in our zone.

I can't watch this.

f*** me.

We look really, really tired. We need a PP. Badly.

Why can't we play a full 60 minutes of hockey?