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$30 for a Helm shortie. $5 for a Tatar point of any kind.

What does the Michelin Tire Man have to do with Tampa radio hosts?

I missed the replay - legit stupid Larkin move or the refs being refs?

I understand the frustration - believe me, I really, really do - but let's not use the GDT to discuss individual players at length. Start a thread about it I beg of you. A comment or two, especially as to their performance in this particular game, is great. Harping on something means it needs a thread or you to fixate on something else.

$10 bucks if Helm scores the first goal of the game tonight. The 20 for a breakaway still stands.

Blash has talked about it, Hank has talked about it, and yet they're still waiting far too long to pull the trigger. I don't understand. They're aware of the problem, yet no one is actually addressing it. My head hurts.

It is time. I hereby invoke YGJB.

We can all discuss this series and related stories without expressing political opinions, circumventing the curse filter, taking it off topic or resorting to personal attacks, right? Good. Thanks.

Crying towls are lined up on your right. Medicine cabinet and wet bar are to the left.

These are listed in the order they were created. Contestant 1. Contestant 2. Contestant 3. Contestant 4. Contesttant 5. And what is disqualified for the mad Photoshop skills but is, in my opinion, the thread of the year, we have Honorable Mention. Be sure to vote! The lucky winner of this contest gets this prize pack:

The poll is set up in the Water Cooler here Please vote for your favorite of the 5 threads so one lucky winner can receive their prize pack!

I HATE it when those polls sneak in at the top of thread. Like you're actually supposed to see it there! BTW, I will not be voting. I'm in reserve as a potential tiebreaker. Also, I think you can change your vote if you decide you like the newer addition better. Also, I like that people comment in the thread after voting. It provides a check and balance system. I can match up comments to votes if anything appears to be iffy. Comment away. It's also nice to note why a thread got your vote.

And this is the $64,000 question. If anyone comes up with an answer for this, please let us know so we can adjust our medication accordingly.

Very close, but unfortunately this team doesn't have the same physicality as the original.

So I guess since it's game over I can lock the GDT, right? Yes, this game is all sorts of suckage, but so is this thread. I'm not saying we need to be cheerleaders and there's not a lot of positives in this game (give me a minute, I'll think of one), but if all you guys are going to post is "D sucks" "E sucks" "game over", I'm happy to lock this up and go do something else. It's up to you. Describe the game, the errors, what they should be doing while you're venting.

Thank God my doors are closed. I've been yelling things that are highly inappropriate for my family-oriented neighborhood. And I mean yelling. They're jumpy as hell. If they don't simmah down soon, Blash should call a time out or this period will get even more ugly.

He spoke and said "Oh, yay verily the Detroit Red Wings are my Chosen Ones. The Tampa Bay Lightning can suck it."

OMG. This was in my Twitter feed:

WOO HOO!

That IS McCarty.

They have to try to stir up s*** because in spite of making it to the SCF and winning 1 Stanley Cup, barely anyone cares about them. They got a lot of attention when Yzerman joined, but since that novelty wore off they're barely a blip on anyone's radar outside of Stamkos. It's not like they have a national audience, so they need to generate buzz. I say bravo. Whatever you need to do. They're providing me with a lot of amusement. Whatever happens in this series, I'm happy and proud to be a Wings fan, and I'll take that over the Bolts any day. GO WINGS!

Yeah, but I don't see anyone on here applauding it. There's the difference.

"It's a hockey game, not a dance off." Luke Glendening

We got a little red "1" up top!! Excellent game. Love driving them bats*** crazy. Really would like to see an actual power play soon though.

Game 3 brought to you by "SUCK IT."