Earthhuman

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  1. Earthhuman

    Lidstrom Bashing

    XD
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    Highest Points Per Game Average in the NHL

    Antilles328 does. EDIT: Anyway, that stat doesn't matter to me. Players with more ice time have an advantage. Points per 20 minutes of time on ice places everyone on an even footing. Crosby leads in that category.
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    Lidstrom Bashing

    It's good that two fanbases can find something in common like this. "Enemy of our enemy" as they say.
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    2008 Photoshop War: Predators vs. Red Wings

    I am humbled by your kind remarks, you are a gentle-lady and a scholar, in the words of Holden.
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    2008 Photoshop War: Predators vs. Red Wings

    Motivational Poster of my own...
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    2008 Photoshop War: Predators vs. Red Wings

    That's just too amazing to try to describe it with words.
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    Lidstrom Bashing

    You, sir, are a Red Wings fan, and therefore among the upper echelon of humans. I mean no insult to you. I don't actually have any beef with WVians, heck, my girlfriend is from West Virginia. I was just fuming at that guy. I'm sincerely sorry if I offended you.
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    Lidstrom Bashing

    He's from West Virginia, he wasn't given the choicest of genes, I'll let that one go.
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    Crosby Article

    Ok, I got bored... ~~~ Sidney Crosby in “league of his own” NHL announces bold move By Sam Orr Hoping to attract a wider audience to the NHL, Gary Bettman announced on Wednesday that Sidney Crosby would be moved to a literal league of his own, unofficially named the SCHL, the Sidney Crosby Hockey League. “We feel that this move makes sense,” Bettman said in a statement to the press. “The new league will showcase the unique skills and talents of ‘Sid the Kid’, while ensuring that unfortunate injuries, such as the ankle injury that occurred this season, will not happen again.” Crosby will be relatively safe, because he will be the only hockey player in the league, on either team. In one impromptu game, Sidney Crosby set 14 SCHL scoring records with 2 goals, along with 2 PIMs (penalty minutes). He logged an impressive 26:19 minutes of time on ice, an SCHL record. At the close of the game, he was rewarded the Brett Hull Best Job Ever Award, given to the player who does the best job ever, and the Sidney Crosby Trophy, given to Sidney Crosby annually to add to his hype. Sobriety followed elation, as Sidney went crashing into the boards, breaking his ankle and multiple legs bones. Taking the puck from end to end, he deked through seemingly dozens of “invisible bad guys.” Coming in alone on the “invisible bad goalie,” he hit a rut on the ice, slid onto his back, and hit the boards, feet first. “Bad breaks happen, you know, you just have to fight through it and hope to return as soon as possible. I’m really looking forward to returning and helping my team clinch a playoff spot,” Crosby said. The Pittsburgh Phenom Angel Children currently rank in 9th place, just out of the playoffs. The team will play as many games as it takes to finish first in the league, according to league rules. “It’s phenomenal that he was injured at all,” reflected one referee, “he did the whole play in slow motion.” ~~~ I stole a joke from someone here, the Sidney Crosby Award joke. So thank you for that!
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    Trotz says that Z's goal shouldn't have counted

    I was agreeing with both you, and the preds fan that posted earlier.
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    Trotz says that Z's goal shouldn't have counted

    That sounds definitive. Shall we let this thread die now? Man, it shouldn't have even been started. Maybe it was started by an NHL official who's job is to manufacture rivalries between divisional teams who clearly do not have the makings of a rivalry.
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    Trotz says that Z's goal shouldn't have counted

    Bahhh. Bahhhh. (sheep) I agree with the Preds fan. There was not a hint of whining in Trotz's comment. Any coach would respond the same way. He was not dwelling on it, he was answering a question.
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    The Let's Hear it for Datsyuk Thread!

    I remember that thread, and I gotta say, his numbers picked up when he started playing like he was in the center position. I don't know if he officially took the face-offs, but he has taken the middle of the ice back and it shows. So I think you had a good observation there.
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    Looking for Wings vs. Preds video

    I was jumping up and down on my couch after that happened.
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    Yzerman/Holland Live interview

    I didn't even notice that Rafalski was out. I guess Ericsson did a good job!
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    Your quirky playoff rituals?

    I like the iPod one, I'm going to do that.
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    Your quirky playoff rituals?

    Yzerman jersey every game. I also do the nice thing so that Wings have good karma. XD
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    Ovechkin's Hart chances

    This is true, but you will remember the heroic effort he put on while he was still playing. He scored with the extra man, but it was called back. That shouldn't have happened, as no contact occurred. In another game, he scored on a slick deflection, and generated all of the other offense in that game, as well.
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    Chelios named 11th toughest athlete by SI.com

    All they had to say was, 46, playing with kids 20+ years younger, and has a positive +/- rating.
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    Washington Capitals vs Florida Panthers

    So... our playoff spot is cheating on us with the Capitals?!
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    Washington Capitals vs Florida Panthers

    Looks like you get to hear at least 4 more games of drool hitting the floor from the announcers, AO haters.
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    Nick name for Abdelkader

    I like AK47 & Darth Kader, although I think that's just as tedious to type.