Correlation between weather and the Lions

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Hosting the game notwithstanding!

+70°F (21°C) and above

Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.

People in Michigan go swimming in the Lakes.

+60°F (16°C)

North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.

People in Michigan plant gardens.

+50°F (10°C)

Californians shiver uncontrollably.

People in Michigan sunbathe.

+40°F (4°C)

Italian & English cars won't start.

People in Michigan drive with the windows down.

+32°F (0°C)

Distilled water freezes.

Lake Superior's water gets thicker.

+20°F (-7°C)

Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.

People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.

+10°F (-12°C)

Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.

People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0°F (-18°C)

People in Miami all die...

Michiganders lick the flagpole.

-20°F (-29°C)

Californians fly away to Mexico.

People in Michigan get out their winter coats.

-40°F (-40°C)

Hollywood disintegrates.

The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.

-60°F (-51°C)

Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.

Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

-80°F (-62°C)

Mt. St. Helens freezes.

People in Michigan rent some videos.

-100°F (-73°C)

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Michiganders get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

-297°F (-183°C)

Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.

Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands.

-460°F (-273°C)

ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).

People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

-500°F (-296°C)

Hell freezes over.

The Lions win the Super Bowl

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