Did auntie ever drop you on your head? I'm getting that sense from this postHave you acquired the knowledge thus far that there are people who suffer from conditions beyond their control, and are naturally in that state? My aunty, for instance, happens to be a person of that nature. She is a crane operator that has bad joints and a bad spine from operating the crane but you probably lack empathy for that case also. I do not fall under this category as I am 6'5, 300lbs and every day I make an effort to stimulate myofibrillar hypertrophy by inducing skeletal muscle mircotrauma. I would be most enthusiastic about you saying such a thing of unkind nature to my aunty in the vicinity of my physical presence. This has a low probability of coming to pass however as you are courageous only when your words first travel through an electronic medium to a public display forum. My belief is not strong that you would vocalise these insults when there is little spatial distance between yourself and that person. That is my thought process. I would like to know yours. Oh I do offer my apologies as you lack a frontal lobe with the necessary neurons and synapses which are prerequisites for a sentient being. I myself, however, would be most happy to book you in for a three day cruise to travel to my location and visualise yourself making such taunts to a person of my acquaintance with the removal of an electronic discussion medium.
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Adam Burish: Chris Pronger Is The Biggest Idiot In The League
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Posted 28 October 2010 - 09:25 AM
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Posted 28 October 2010 - 11:22 AM
Wasn't this the hit where Cheli hit him and when he fell back a screw from his helmet went into his head and that's what caused the bleeding?
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Posted 29 October 2010 - 10:57 AM
Well playedI am sure that no offense was meant to you or your auntie by calling Chris Pronger the biggest ****** in the modern era. I can not pass judgment on your auntie as I have not met her, but as a forklift driver, I concur that operating machinery is conducive to douchiness.
You, on the other hand, have been proving yourself worthy of Prongeresque standing.
I applaud your post, mostly because you can't enrage parsnips with spindled grout.
Did auntie ever drop you on your head? I'm getting that sense from this post
So pronger has no control over his douchiness because of something physically wrong? Or you're just a blowhard trying too hard to sound smart talking about something that doesn't even pertain to this discussion?
Hook line and sinker....
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Posted 31 October 2010 - 02:23 PM
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
WHO WAS PHONE?!
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Brick are you just looking around the room and saying you love what you see?I LOVE LAMP!
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Posted 31 October 2010 - 06:48 PM
Have you acquired the knowledge thus far that there are people who suffer from conditions beyond their control, and are naturally in that state? My aunty, for instance, happens to be a person of that nature. She is a crane operator that has bad joints and a bad spine from operating the crane but you probably lack empathy for that case also. I do not fall under this category as I am 6'5, 300lbs and every day I make an effort to stimulate myofibrillar hypertrophy by inducing skeletal muscle mircotrauma. I would be most enthusiastic about you saying such a thing of unkind nature to my aunty in the vicinity of my physical presence. This has a low probability of coming to pass however as you are courageous only when your words first travel through an electronic medium to a public display forum. My belief is not strong that you would vocalise these insults when there is little spatial distance between yourself and that person. That is my thought process. I would like to know yours. Oh I do offer my apologies as you lack a frontal lobe with the necessary neurons and synapses which are prerequisites for a sentient being. I myself, however, would be most happy to book you in for a three day cruise to travel to my location and visualise yourself making such taunts to a person of my acquaintance with the removal of an electronic discussion medium.
lmao
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Posted 31 October 2010 - 07:07 PM
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Posted 31 October 2010 - 08:44 PM
wtf, I've been missing out on this epic thread.
Pronger - yay or nay?
"All done? Five bucks." - Pavel Datsyuk after an interview
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Posted 31 October 2010 - 11:10 PM
More like neigh.Pronger - yay or nay?
My money on the board pledge:
$1 for each goal scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $5 for each hat trick scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $10 if any of the above goals is the GWG goal that gives us the series win.
An additional $50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for a SO by Jimmy.
Hamsters' names (current players in RED): Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
And introducing: Jordin Damien Gustav James
TOTAL SO FAR: $30
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Posted 31 October 2010 - 11:32 PM
More like neigh.
Not his fault he's 6'6.
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Posted 01 November 2010 - 12:47 AM
just overall the topic of pronger has everyone acting silly. It can be funny when a player calls out another what makes it even better when the one player calling the other out has no merit for his words.As for larrymurphyspecial- it probably is a drunken larry murphy. I just want to know what he drinks!
all-star game is in raleigh.. which means you will witness the most weekend canes fans EVER.
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Posted 01 November 2010 - 01:00 AM
As for larrymurphyspecial- it probably is a drunken larry murphy. I just want to know what he drinks!
At 46 seconds in...
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Posted 01 November 2010 - 03:30 AM
My money on the board pledge:
$1 for each goal scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $5 for each hat trick scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $10 if any of the above goals is the GWG goal that gives us the series win.
An additional $50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for a SO by Jimmy.
Hamsters' names (current players in RED): Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
And introducing: Jordin Damien Gustav James
TOTAL SO FAR: $30
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Posted 01 November 2010 - 10:24 AM
"All done? Five bucks." - Pavel Datsyuk after an interview
"Very few cities in the NHL have the history or the following of the Detroit Red Wings." - Steve Yzerman
"Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself. They are the American people’s liberty teeth and keystone under independence." - George Washington
"Suck my machine gun." - Ted Nugent responding to British pansy Piers Morgan whining for gun control
US Bill of non-rights
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