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#141 newfy

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Posted 28 October 2010 - 09:25 AM

Have you acquired the knowledge thus far that there are people who suffer from conditions beyond their control, and are naturally in that state? My aunty, for instance, happens to be a person of that nature. She is a crane operator that has bad joints and a bad spine from operating the crane but you probably lack empathy for that case also. I do not fall under this category as I am 6'5, 300lbs and every day I make an effort to stimulate myofibrillar hypertrophy by inducing skeletal muscle mircotrauma. I would be most enthusiastic about you saying such a thing of unkind nature to my aunty in the vicinity of my physical presence. This has a low probability of coming to pass however as you are courageous only when your words first travel through an electronic medium to a public display forum. My belief is not strong that you would vocalise these insults when there is little spatial distance between yourself and that person. That is my thought process. I would like to know yours. Oh I do offer my apologies as you lack a frontal lobe with the necessary neurons and synapses which are prerequisites for a sentient being. I myself, however, would be most happy to book you in for a three day cruise to travel to my location and visualise yourself making such taunts to a person of my acquaintance with the removal of an electronic discussion medium.

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Posted 28 October 2010 - 10:13 AM

So pronger has no control over his douchiness because of something physically wrong? Or you're just a blowhard trying too hard to sound smart talking about something that doesn't even pertain to this discussion?

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Posted 28 October 2010 - 11:22 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy-u9YI55jg

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Posted 29 October 2010 - 10:57 AM

I am sure that no offense was meant to you or your auntie by calling Chris Pronger the biggest ****** in the modern era. I can not pass judgment on your auntie as I have not met her, but as a forklift driver, I concur that operating machinery is conducive to douchiness.

You, on the other hand, have been proving yourself worthy of Prongeresque standing.

I applaud your post, mostly because you can't enrage parsnips with spindled grout.

Well played


Did auntie ever drop you on your head? I'm getting that sense from this post



So pronger has no control over his douchiness because of something physically wrong? Or you're just a blowhard trying too hard to sound smart talking about something that doesn't even pertain to this discussion?


Hook line and sinker....

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Posted 31 October 2010 - 02:23 PM

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?



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Posted 31 October 2010 - 02:33 PM

I LOVE LAMP!

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Posted 31 October 2010 - 04:26 PM

I LOVE LAMP!

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Posted 31 October 2010 - 04:27 PM



#149 Tommy_Like_Wingy

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Posted 31 October 2010 - 06:48 PM

Have you acquired the knowledge thus far that there are people who suffer from conditions beyond their control, and are naturally in that state? My aunty, for instance, happens to be a person of that nature. She is a crane operator that has bad joints and a bad spine from operating the crane but you probably lack empathy for that case also. I do not fall under this category as I am 6'5, 300lbs and every day I make an effort to stimulate myofibrillar hypertrophy by inducing skeletal muscle mircotrauma. I would be most enthusiastic about you saying such a thing of unkind nature to my aunty in the vicinity of my physical presence. This has a low probability of coming to pass however as you are courageous only when your words first travel through an electronic medium to a public display forum. My belief is not strong that you would vocalise these insults when there is little spatial distance between yourself and that person. That is my thought process. I would like to know yours. Oh I do offer my apologies as you lack a frontal lobe with the necessary neurons and synapses which are prerequisites for a sentient being. I myself, however, would be most happy to book you in for a three day cruise to travel to my location and visualise yourself making such taunts to a person of my acquaintance with the removal of an electronic discussion medium.


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#150 hooon

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Posted 31 October 2010 - 07:07 PM

wtf, I've been missing out on this epic thread.
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Posted 31 October 2010 - 08:44 PM

wtf, I've been missing out on this epic thread.



Pronger - yay or nay?

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#152 55fan

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Posted 31 October 2010 - 11:10 PM

Pronger - yay or nay?

More like neigh.

#153 titanium2

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Posted 31 October 2010 - 11:32 PM

More like neigh.


Not his fault he's 6'6.

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 12:47 AM

Oh lord this IS epic. :lol: just overall the topic of pronger has everyone acting silly. It can be funny when a player calls out another what makes it even better when the one player calling the other out has no merit for his words.
As for larrymurphyspecial- it probably is a drunken larry murphy. I just want to know what he drinks!
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#155 titanium2

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 01:00 AM

As for larrymurphyspecial- it probably is a drunken larry murphy. I just want to know what he drinks!


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#156 55fan

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 03:30 AM

Murph drinks Miller? That's just so wrong...

#157 Hockeytown0001

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 10:24 AM

Oh come on, Murph is a silly guy. :P

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