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KINDL'S MOM SMELLS LIKE A LONG HAUL TRUCKER'S BALLS!!!!! *middle finger*

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS Edit: likes for everyone on this page *high five*

I don't *slurp* *sluuuuurrrrpp* know what you're *slurp* *mmmhhhhmmmm* talking *mmmmmmm* about *sluuuuuurrrrrrrpppppp* -by Mike Milbury* *probably

Well they got it back. Now if we could start playing in THEIR end that would be great.

Ridiculous call. Glad it went our way, but good lord I am tired of reffing deciding these games.

Commence butt clenching

LGW! I believe we can win if they put together a solid 60 minutes, stay out of the box, and don't get rattled by physical play. Let's get out of this one with at least a point and no new injuries. I'll call that a good day.

Well, I was kinda right...though not razor blades, my bad. I must be thinking of a different ref. And Flashy, glad to see you're putting your name on your gifs. I've been seeing quite a bit of your stuff floating around the innanets uncredited/posted as "original work."

Good lord. Maybe the ref had...you know...like razor blades tucked in his knuckles? I mean you never know, we don't know his struggles. Coming up from the wrong side of the tracks and whatnot. He had to learn how to take care of himself, no one else was going to. What with his dad leaving when he was four and his mom working three jobs just to make ends meet. He had to make a name for himself on the streets, so no one would mess with his mute brother Clarence. "Razor Fists" they would call him. Now he lies awake at night, wondering how things could have been different. Or, you know, Crysby is a poopy diaper diving baby.

I've said it before, but the die hards that I met/was surrounded by at the WC were awesome and a blast to be around. They live and breathe hockey and were so thrilled after that win. Loud obnoxious fans aside, I'd take them over the Hollywood fans of the week "watching" Kings games any day. And I second the sentiment that I want the O6 franchises to be leading the pack every year. Because of reasons.

This thread makes me long for someone to vomit on my eyeballs so I don't have to read it. Or I could not click on it, but dammit I'm on mobile and I hate having that one bolded thread...watching me...taunting me...beckoning me into its darkness... Sorry, what were we talking about? Oh yeah. I'm glad we got Legwand. Wish Jarnkrok all the best, because apparently his best was never going to be here. *moonwalks out of thread performing Michael Jackson's underrated hit LEAVE IT ALONE*

As it was my idea, I'll do absolutely nothing and still make a lot of money. This will be great! You better get up on your whiskey, son. I don't tolerate shenanigans.

I still appreciate Gustav Nyquist.

Dear Twitter Douchebros, Please explain to me how Kronwall is a "*****" for not fighting and taking a penalty after delivering a clean hit? Why should he? Isn't your guy the "*****" for not being able to take a good hit? And also, what does delivering a good hit have to do with having sex with other men? Did he hit him with his penis? Good lord, hockey "fans" are the worst...

MOTHEREFFING BUTT PATS *pats butts*

f*** off

STAY AWAY FROM THE FIRE HYDRANTS HELMER

*puts on tin foil hat* It would look curiously similar to the TB too many men that Mick was talking about earlier that didn't get called *takes off tin foil hat*

Among other things. *sings* "Mama don't let your daughters grow up to be tomboys..."

I read somewhere that someone asked some hockey players (yes that's vague lol but I can't remember the context) what it was like to get hit by Kronner and the response was it's like running into a fire hydrant. I ran into a fire hydrant on my bike once when I was a kid. It sucked.

Third Period Meltdown, the redux By BoS Well you can f*** off You're not invited today Don't do us like that

And that hit was a love tap compared to an actual Kronwalling let's be real

*does the Cabbage Patch*

His handsome levels are definitely not at appropriate Red Wing Swede levels. He must have looked at Mule and thought he could slack on his face game. Henrik Zetterberg is disappoint. And YYYYYYYYEEEEEESSASSSSSSGHHHFFF LLLLEEEEEEEGGGGGGGSSSSS