BottleOfSmoke
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GDT 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)
BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General
This. We blew the lead before the third, so it's all good, right? It's when we go into the third with a lead that we suck a phat one. -
GDT 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)
BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General
Ugh no I wish Leftover Jameson from St Patty's Day I just bought a new car so I'm poor and can't afford my whiskey of choice as frequently as I would like it Pity me -
GDT 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)
BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General
I picture him like my boxer When she gets overwhelmed she just jumps and wiggles around a lot -
GDT 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)
BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General
Get off the forum Mick You're supposed to be working -
GDT 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)
BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General
I feel like I need to apologize in advance I'm getting pretty drunk, guys -
GDT 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)
BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General
THE BLACK PARADE ...to the penalty box -
GDT 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)
BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General
A clean Kronwalling that doesn't leave it's feet or target the head on Neal that knocks him into Crosby and Crosby into Malkin and Malkin into Bylsma and Bylsma into the crowd where he is devoured alive by rabid Red Wings fans who then vomit up his remains on Neal's head. Full circle, my friends. -
GDT 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)
BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General
That Just For Men commercial makes me wish I could grow a full beard with a handlebar mustache. But then I'd have to join the circus so... THE STRUGGLE IS REAL -
GDT 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)
BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General
He's every sort of idiot -
GDT 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)
BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General
SHUT YOUR MOUTH -
GDT 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)
BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General
FEED THE BUNGHOLE Edit: I posted this as the goal was scored so you're welcome again. -
GDT 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)
BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General
I think the criticism was warranted, but I think he was being misused. Alfie is effective in the top six when he has skilled players around him that can get him the puck. Bury him on the 3rd/4th line, and you're not going to see the same production from him. He's used to being The Guy. -
GDT 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)
BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General
I'm pretty sure you just described 65.779% of all Wings games this season -
Trade Legwand to Detroit for Eaves, Jarnkrok + cond 3rd/2nd
BottleOfSmoke replied to gcom007's topic in General
They have so few Swedes they had to tell people how to pronounce his name. That's adorable. #latetotheswedeparty -
GDT 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)
BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General
WOW THEY DIDNT ALLOW A LAST MINUTE GOAL THAT PERIOD No Last Minute Goals A haiku by BoS Last minute goals suck We see them far too often Don't s*** your pants, boys -
Yes I greatly prefer them to tears of misery.
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GDT 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)
BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General
I feel like my selflessness and generosity led to that goal. You're welcome. -
GDT 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)
BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General
I suppose I could make a groin exception clause in my butt pat contract. I mean, if everyone wants me to. For the team. -
GDT 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)
BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General
LGW!!!* *pretty please -
GDT 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)
BottleOfSmoke replied to MabusIncarnate's topic in General
I... I feel like I don't even know you anymore. -
He looked a lot like Phil Kessel, but he thankfully looked nothing like Phil Kessel while looking a lot like Phil Kessel ifyaknowwhattamean... *insert random American Phil picture*
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4-6 weeks wtf?! We better have like one injury to a fourth liner next year to make up for this s***.
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@asktheduffer: #Leafs Carlyle on #redwings: "I thought interference was supposed to be called in the NHL. We felt there was a lot of interference." @asktheduffer: #leafs Carlyle on #redwings: "When you go in to forecheck, they step in front of people, holding people up." @asktheduffer: #leafs Carlyle on #redwings: "Youve got give them credit. They disguised it. They did a better job than we did." SUTTAL INTAHFIRINSE *plays air guitar*
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Holy ******* s*** nothing is ever easy Wait for it... BUTT PATS *pats butts*
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*sigh*
