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@wingsfrontman: Filppula says he doesn't have a feel if he'll be back or not.

Great job as always, Matt. Not gonna lie though, when I saw this I got the overwhelming urge to throw my phone across the room, flip my desk, and curl up in a ball and cry...

I'll just leave this here. https://vine.co/v/bYv2x32e0JP

Gutted. I need to peace out for awhile y'all. Great season.

I've got a terrible feeling the refs are going to be powdering the Hawks' asses the whole OT to make up for that call. Just call the game fairly and let them play for chrissakes!

Clean up, and tuck in for OT. My heart can't take this. For a brief moment, I wanted to die when I thought that goal counted. I literally fell to my knees in slo mo like a bad soap opera. I need help.

I feel like I'm gonna crap my pants

Kill it dead kill it dead kill it dead

My heart just dropped out my ass. Please keep it up and keep the Hawks off the scoreboard!

Score here. Stop ******* around.

Eat a bag of dicks, Sharp.

You're right. Should I have gone directly for the shotgun? One intent to injure for another? LOL!

If by slap you mean spear with a pick axe, then yes.

******* joke that your team has to be prepared to flop all over and humiliate themselves in order to win in this ******* league.

Horseshoes and hand grenades

Shaw you ******* dirt merchant

I love this team, regardless of what happens tonight.

Oh come on. Posts like that are what make my fake hate posts so amusing!

I was hoping to never have to do this again... Ok, here goes. This team. What a bunch of ******* choke artists. Don't they realize how high the expectations were for them coming into the playoffs?! I don't see how they can expect to win games when we have absolutely no depth! Our third line is absolute dogs***, they go out there and trip over their own dicks every time they're on the ice! They have absolutely no chemistry. Brunner seems to be a complete locker room cancer, I mean, WHAT A DICK! And our top lines, REALLY? Pav needs to work harder to overcome his obvious lack of skill, but instead he just derps around like he doesn't give a f***! Don't even get me started on Z's "leadership." The guy couldn't lead a fat person to a cheesecake. I hope they're all looking forward to learning how to crochet, because they sure as hell won't be playing hockey after tonight. f*** off. *sigh*

Give me a bit I'm driving lol

@JSportsnet: East Final will start Saturday. West Final will start Friday if Detroit wins..Saturday if Chicago wins. Why does Chicago get an extra day if they win, yet we would have to turn around and play Fri?

Thank you for the positivity injection! Last night was hard, and I've had a s***ty day because of it lol. As much as going out now would hurt, I could not be more proud of what these guys have managed to scrape together this year. I'm excited for what the future will bring for this team! LGW!

I seriously dreamt about getting eliminated ALL NIGHT LONG. Granted, we were playing the Rangers for some reason, but it did not make for a restful night by any means. I woke up stressed with a pounding headache. Red Wings, life would be so much easier if I could quit you... This one hit me right in the feels, folks.

To do list for this week: 1.) Hide samurai sword so I'm not tempted to commit seppuku. 2.) Buy milk 3.) Egg Toews' house/car/mother 4.) Locate backup samurai sword in case seppuku is necessary. 5.) Buy more ice cream in case of seppuku!failure 6.) Cancel HBO Why do I get the sinking feeling this is going to be a bad week? *sigh*

Understandable. He was a stud. I'm gonna go watch Game of Thrones. And eat more ice cream. And cry some more. Edit: are you seriously telling me there wasn't a new episode of GoT last night?!?! What is life right now I can't even