BottleOfSmoke

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    Is Dylan Larkin a lock to stay in the NHL beyond 9-games?

    Noice
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    Euro Twins nearing career/franchise mile stones

    To be fair , everyone should recall that I did my part and tried to get E_T to break up with her because she wasn't One of Us . This is on all of you. Now Hank and Pav, well I hope they stay together forever.
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    10/23 Tacky GDT Red Wings @ Calgary Flames 9:00 PM EST

    1.) it should be illegal to use that first picture 2.) mine had the word puss and a shirtless PK Subban so SERVED LGW!
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    10/21 GDT : Red Wings at Edmonton Oilers, 9:30 EST

    Well this all went boobs up rather quickly...
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    The person below me game...

    Yep. I have a long standing tradition of winning most terrifying at our yearly Halloween party. Sometimes I even incorporate my dog. TPBM has thought about reaching out to an old friend they've lost touch with. Edit: WITH WHOM THEY HAVE LOST TOUCH. That dangle was Datsyuk worthy
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    10/21 GDT : Red Wings at Edmonton Oilers, 9:30 EST

    Blashill's more handsome than Babs.
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    10/21 GDT : Red Wings at Edmonton Oilers, 9:30 EST

    Take a shot every time someone mentions McDavid
  8. Grab your puss Tell a friend Do a jig IT'S THE FIRST ENTRY IN THE TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, NO GOOD, VERY TACKY GDT COMPETITION (THNGVTGDTC)!!! On October 17, 2015, your DETROIT RED WINGS Take on the Montreal Canadiens Detroit Lines: Agent Orange-The Player Formerly Known as Steve-Kitty Litter Big Balls-Prince-Oops! 11001101-HaHaHa-That Smells Good Buckaroo-Well, I Never!-Beep Boop D Pairs: Tom Tom-The Rising Tide Fruit Roll Up-Watermelon Laffy Taffy (with seeds!) Yambag-Whatever, Who Cares Oh My God Habs Lines: Carey Price-PK Subban-Carey Price PK Subban-PK Subban-PK Subban Alex Galchenyuk-Carey Price-PK Subban Carey Price-Carey Price-Jim Carrey D Pairs: PK Subban-PK Subban PK Subban-PK Subban PK Subban-PK Subban This isn't the NFL Celine Dion And Glen from The Walking Dead Will be watching. Will you? Oh my god.
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    10/17 GDT: Detroit Red Wings @ Montreal Canadiens, 7:00 EST

    @Dwakiji: #RedWings Blashill wouldn't say who would sit if Helm played. Waiting to see how Helm feels this morning.
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    10/17 GDT: Detroit Red Wings @ Montreal Canadiens, 7:00 EST

    @DaveRandorf: #RedWings expect to have D Danny DeKeyser for his 1st gm this season tonight. #Habs @renlavoietva: #redwings Brendan Smith out vs #canadiens #tvasports
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    10/17 GDT: Detroit Red Wings @ Montreal Canadiens, 7:00 EST

    It's a new era d00d. LET THE KIDS PLAY!!!'
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    Teams you didn't expect to still be winless

    Apparently a Ducks fan got dragged on Twitter when he, 3 games in, yanked off his jersey mid game, threw it at a stranger, and stormed out of the arena. Brb, trying to find the tweet...
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    10/16 GDT : Carolina Hurricanes at Red Wings, 7:30 EST

    You mean we weren't gonna go 82-0 this season?
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    MLSE signs sponsorship deal with Draftkings

    https://www.yahoo.com/tech/s/daily-fantasy-sports-sites-ordered-shut-down-nevada-230853489--finance.html
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    Montreal

    I think the appropriate answer in this scenario is some variation of "at your mom's house," but your mileage may vary...
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    Logan Couture suffers broken leg in practice

    Yikes...I hear "broken leg" and I think of the horror show that happened to Stamkos *shiver* Ugh
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    2015-16 GDT Sign-up Sheet

    Or you could enter the Bad Tacky GDT Competition that will kick off tomorrow with my entry for the Habs game
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    2015-16 GDT Sign-up Sheet

    I'll do a tacky dumb one for the Habs game on the 17th
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    10/13 GDT : Lightning 1 at Red Wings 3

    Absentee butt pats
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    10/10 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Hurricanes 3

    Butt pats
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    10/10 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Hurricanes 3

    Jesus I leave to walk the dog and I come back and we're actually winning? Good s***.
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    10/10 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Hurricanes 3

    YYAAAAASSSSSS