BottleOfSmoke

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    Free agents this off season

    Lol that was gonna be a BoS post, huh? Hee hee rubber
  2. @6ixRy: Zetterberg when we asked him if he wants Phaneuf: " I think we will pass" as he laughs with us SAVAGE
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    Holland doesn't expect to be busy this offseason

    @RedWingsFeed: Comparing Illitch's Decision to Release Dave Dombrowski to Red Wings Reality: Well, http://t.co/5ZKIAfHdEdvia @wingingitmotown #RedWings
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    Which prospect will have the best nhl career

    HAMPUS MELEN
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    Free agents this off season

    Can I ask why? These guys have value to *A* team, for sure, but what need would be filled on the Wings by any of them that can't be met internally?
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    Voynov pleads "No Contest" to Domestic Violence Charge

    What a ******* joke
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    Holtby Asking for $8M

    Thought that said Maltby...was super confused
  8. I swear it wasn't me. I would have totally posted about it.
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    Lovable Dan Cleary update thread

    Sorry for your loss, robo. Thanks for sharing that awesome story.
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    Lovable Dan Cleary update thread

    If I could like this post a thousand times, it still wouldn't be enough.
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    Mitch Callahan signed 1-year - 600k

    Plus, his nickname was what spawned one of my favorite all time posts here and led to much lulz. You don't just waive that kind of talent and not expect a backlash... If he can crack the big club and be a serviceable 4th liner, then he comes cheap. I like it.
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    Brian McGrattan

    Excuse me it is SUTTAL INTAHFIRINSE Don't make me come up with a track list because DAMMIT YOU KNOW I WILL
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    Ryan O’Reilly Charged With Impaired Driving

    Was just gonna post the same thing Kidding aside, I will never understand why grown ass adults STILL GET BEHIND THE WHEEL WHEN IMPAIRED. It's all fun and games when you hit a Tim Horton's, but when you are responsible for murdering someone the shine kind of wears off. Ryan, I am disappointed in you, your beard, AND your ridiculously adorable face and hot body. SHAME.
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    Brian McGrattan

    Don't forget half off intangibles every third Thursday. And I love your MeMa
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    Brian McGrattan

    Everyone stay the hell away from my shop
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    New Ultra-Enhanced Video/Renderings of the Arena District

    @RedWingsFeed: HBO's John Oliver rips Red Wings arena financing: HBO's John Oliver got in a jab at the http://t.co/4mIZUNt87mvia @freepsports #RedWings
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    Brian McGrattan

    Would something like this lead to The Enforcer Apocalypse?Dibs on new tv series pitch "The Walking Truculence..." Edit: can't spell...must eat fiiiiists
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    Wings hire new S&C Coach Mike Kadar

    #bringbackwharton2k15
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    Sharp & Johns to DAL for Daley and Garbut

    @Real_ESPNLeBrun: Stars take on Sharp full-on at $5.9 m cap hit. Ditto Hawks with Daley at $3.3 m. But obviously some cap relief for Chicago tonight
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    Brian McGrattan

    I can smell the grit and intangibles from here... Smells like fungus and mayonnaise
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    Gustav Nyquist signed 4-Year Deal $4.75 mill AAV

    NIIIIIIIIICE Great deal for both sides. If he keeps developing or even stays at his current production this deal looks like an absolute steal in years 3-4.
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    Wings sign Brad Richards 1 yr, $3 million

    Ron Swanson voice/ You're into some weird s***, son. /Ron Swanson voice
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    Wings sign Brad Richards 1 yr, $3 million

    Hilariously enough, my edit was to fix that. Apparently I saw a squirrel, and the rest is history. So for that reason alone I'm not going to fix it. Because pretzels.
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    Wings sign Brad Richards 1 yr, $3 million

    Eff your own butt Same. Despite that, I think he can fill in well and provide a reliable veteran presence. Certainly worse ways to spend 1 Mil...Like buying a million dollars worth of pretzels and filling your bedroom with them.