BottleOfSmoke

*fist pump for drunk sailor marc*

Step 1: sign Mike Reilly Step 2: trade for Ryan O'Reilly Step 3: profit?

My Sergei wasn't a crush. Can't you read? He was the love of my life. The others are mere flights of fancy in comparison. But defensive awareness is a requirement for any man in my life, honestly.

Federov was a hack. Fedorov, on the other hand, was one of the best two-way players to ever touch a puck, was the love of my life, and had a sick flow. He would most certainly have been in the rafters if he hadn't taken a squirty dump all over his "Detroit Legacy." Just the way things work around here. The only way I could see it happen is after Mike Ilitch passes, but it's a long shot. Osgood, while his accomplishments here were many, imo is not the caliber of player to get a banner.

Can I trade Mike Reilly for Ryan O'Reilly?

Always seemed like a decent, hardworking guy. Glad he's got some skill behind the bench as well.Edit: why isn't "behind the bench" used more frequently as a euphemism? It's got potential.

I hope they announce that s*** *during* the ******* game. And big ups (1991 called, wants its slang back) to the Knube! Edit: wow thats a lot **** of ***** ******* ****stars ****

WOW you reached into the vault for that one. Did we ever get word that the Wings org even talked to any other candidates?

You rang?

I was all set to argue and then I saw this. Now my heart hurts a little bit.

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/why-don-t-more-americans-watch-the-stanley-cup-final-060821376.html "The Blackhawks should be the Yankees of their era." *projectile vomits* *brain explodes* *more vomit oozes out of head hole*

Which just proves Stevie's better, as he is humble and self-effacing. And Toews has dead eyes. I'm pretty sure he loves nothing and no one.

Sooo...in your mind, only people who "play(ed) the game of hockey at a notable level" are to be taken seriously if they disagree with you or have their opinions valued? Give me a break.

You know that movie The Help? SPOILER ALERT You know when that one lady cooks a poop pie and the other lady eats it? That scene sums up how I feel about this series. My most despised team playing the team that knocked us out of the playoffs in the effing Stanley Cup Finals. Pass the fork, man.

This entire playoff season has been a nightmare. Literally hot 4 day old barf in a plastic wastebasket.

GROOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS

Children's hospital please! Thanks for doing this vladdy.

@FriedgeHNIC: Sounds like DET's meeting with Jeff Blashill was yesterday...he's the favourite, we'll see where it goes.

Uh oh. They might need to go to the hospital. Someone should call the WWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHMBULANCE

@reporterchris: The #TBLightning are dealing with a flu bug. Says Jon Cooper: "This extra day of rest is going to be good for us." Does he ever stop whining or making excuses? f*** that guy.

But if they're born in the US, then they'll be Ameuro Twins

Don't be fooled. Playmaker can be wicked sarcastic. I *highly* doubt he truly believes that Swedish anchor babies are a pressing political issue Besides, Pav *does* tow the company line when it comes to Russia...

That's kind of the bread and butter of sarcasm... "Tonight on News 5--has the new trend of Swedish anchor babies finally gone too far? Find out tonight at 10."

Congrats!

Just chiming in to say that Fromm's foreward alone is worth the price of admission to reread the reissue. 1984 was never one of my favorites, but it is fascinating to revisit it every 10 years or so in light of how society continues to (d?)evolve. As for Slava, I'm now picturing him as a villain on horseback in some Eisenstein film...