BottleOfSmoke

I can't roll my eyes hard enough

The joy to my bunghole was diluted by the ensuing PK

Because they charge $800 for a ticket in row 4,364 whenever the Wings come to town. Ok I'll drop it I promise

I know, right?! Now I can't call it hand jobing dot com arena.

Ignore me I'm being bitchy and dramatic. There are a lot of bros and retirees that have watched two games in the desert and think they're hockey analysts, but there're also some good ones, most of whom come from the midwest and do, indeed, know a thing or two about hockey. It's just frustrating that some people have the idea that having a set of male genitals imbues them with innate hockey genius after watching a handful of games vs my decades of watching hockey and unfortunate possession of a uterus. But hey, LGW, right?!

Good because I don't want the Coyotes to have nice things.

wow woooooooooooooowww

*puts on elitist jackass hat* I'm so annoyed by the "Arizona" Coyotes guys and their ridiculous "fans" out here who think they're hockey experts fml *takes off elitist jackass hat*

Not this time. I was able to go to a couple games at the Joe while I was home, and don't feel like dishing out $100 on nosebleed seats. I keep telling myself I'm protesting, but ask me again when I'm crying into my beer in the 2nd period

Can I just ***** for a moment about how ridiculously they price gouge the Wings games out here? Like I know that's when you losers sell 87% of your tickets, but hows about you f*** off? LGW!

He's immature, has an overinflated ego, and handled the situation poorly. I hardly think that puts him in the POS echelon... If that's the criteria, then a good chunk of the players in the NHL are absolute pieces of s***.

@theScore: Evander Kane will undergo shoulder surgery and is expected to miss 4-6 months. http://t.co/IO1tRkdZv1http://t.co/jAE42eEkeV Aaaaaaand...there it is. Trouble in paradise indeed...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vjUgJ6Cw5PU

We kicked some tires and realized that we did, in fact, *actually* like our team.

*pats butts* *pats Dads' butts* Guys I won't be at the game on Saturday so anyone that was planning on stalking me I'm sorry

Lolololol f*** you Roy you piece of s***

And he can take Gabe Landeskog with him

Kenny Holland called, he demands that Ryan O'Reilly go back in the dressing room and change into a Wings uni

COLORADO HOW DOES OUR COLLECTIVE ASS TASTE NO GOAL EVER

Well that escalated quickly

I thought the thread title was "Diving's Fine" and boy howdy was I about to come in here and tell you all about yourself

Why go through all that to not be wrong? I just say "I'm right" even when I'm (never) wrong, and that's the end of that!

A crop top, if you will. CROP IT #cropit2015

@petewallner: Xavier Ouellet thought he would remain with #Wings, deals w 'challenge' of return to Griffins. #gogrg. http://t.co/PuuxklWKlZ

@petewallner: Jonas Gustavsson said he will play w Griffins Wednesday in Toronto and then, likely, catch plane to join #Wings in Colorado. #Gogrg