BottleOfSmoke

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    10/9 GDT : Bruins 1 at Red Wings 2.

    what
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    10/9 GDT : Bruins 1 at Red Wings 2.

    f*** off
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    10/9 GDT : Bruins 1 at Red Wings 2.

    ObligaTOREY KRUG close up
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    10/9 GDT : Bruins 1 at Red Wings 2.

    I LOVE YOU ALL
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    10/9 GDT : Bruins 1 at Red Wings 2.

    OH MY GOD WE HAVE HIT THE JUCK EFFING POT IT IS TIME I am excite
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    HELP!

    Did someone call for an urgent Man Removal? OP, fees are on a sliding scale based on attractiveness. This is a subjective measurement based on whatever yours truly thinks on the day of removal. Call me.
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    Krys Barch unloads his frustrations

    What's to stop Chelios from sitting in the basement and playing with excel sheets?! Don't get too smart, Hockey.
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    23 man roster set... say hi to your 2014/15 Wings

    @asktheduffer: #redwings Holland: "On defence, we made a decision were going to start the way were going to start. The kids are not far away." O...K.
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    Holland interview with Mickey comment about a trade

    Someone "what's to stop Chelios"'ed the other day and I lol'd. I think we need to bring it back this seaso--ahem, excuse me: What's to stop Chelios from bringing back the "what's to stop Chelios" meme this season? Nothing, that's what. Boom.
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    Devils Sign Tootoo

    Poor Brunner @Ledger_NJDevils: Where do Damien Brunner and Jacob Josefson fit into the Devils' lineup? http://t.co/kUKJadtw14
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    23 man roster set... say hi to your 2014/15 Wings

    I think the real question here is where the hell are you guys getting these cool ass talking dogs?
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    Blast from the Past

    Super cool man. Thanks for sharing!
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    Will Cleary make the roster? (poll)

    It was your "that's all I can stand, and I can't stand no more!" moment. Like in the Goonies when they said they would pour chocolate all over the floor and let Chunk's mom eat her way through. Yeah like that. One of my favorite posts ever. Your frustration was palpable, and it led way to some glorious sarcasm. 10/10 would definitely recommend for the lulz.
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    Mark Donnelly Trips Singing O Canada

    I thought thread title said "strips." Imagine my disappointment.
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    Will Cleary make the roster? (poll)

    I don't know, ask Agent Orange. Or was it The Player Formerly Known as Steve? Who knows!?
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    Holland interview with Mickey comment about a trade

    I lurked back then, and would always stop by after a loss to hear what Mindfly had to say for a laugh.
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    Holland interview with Mickey comment about a trade

    That horse has long since turned to glue, my friend. I have accepted that Jarnkrok/Legwand has firmly and quickly taken its honorary place on the shelf next to Franzen/Hossa.
  18. A win is a win. Not winning these types of games is one of the things that arsed us last season, so I'll take it.
  19. Sheahan Sheahan bo beahan banana fana fo feahan me mi mo meahan Sheahan Edit: autocorrect f***ed up my song no thank you
  20. My goal for the Wings today is for them not to suck as hard as yesterday.
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    2014 Preseason Thread

    In other news... @Ledger_NJDevils: Damien Brunner frustrated he hasn't cracked Devils' top 3 lines. http://t.co/RO9ODntkE3
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    Anthony mantha - what are the chances he plays this year?

    I would say somewhere between 0% and 100% for sure. Sorry.
  23. I'm pretty sure they're gonna inscribe that on Kronner's tombstone.
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    NHL Gamecenter Live **No illegal stream discussion**

    Any games that are being broadcast on a channel available to you in your area, home or away, will be blacked out. There are ways around this.
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    NHL Gamecenter Live **No illegal stream discussion**

    I only got charged $99.99? Are people paying more than that for GCL?