ChristopherReevesLegs

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    Seattle

    Peak fashion was the 1920s and I take my coffee in a mason jar and only drink it black, because Splenda will kill you *lights cigarette*
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    Teeter Hang Ups

    What they think they look like: What they actually look like:
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    Seattle

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    Teeter Hang Ups

    Obi Wan has trained you well...
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    2018-2019 Opening Night Roster - Dedicated to BlueAdams!

    It's just gonna get awfully confusing with all these different lines threads and knowing which one I'm supposed to post in
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    2018-19 Season Lines Thread

    Get em' He knows he done wrong
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    Teeter Hang Ups

    It's called inversion therapy
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    Henrik Zetterberg has Retired

    Wot in lamentation
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    2018-19 Season Lines Thread

    *X-Files theme plays*
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    2018-2019 Opening Night Roster - Dedicated to BlueAdams!

    I just put my hand on my computer screen for you
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    Teeter Hang Ups

    You may not like to hear this, but this is what the peak male performance looks like
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    2018 Off-Season Trades / Signings / News

    Tickets for Ottawa's home opener are selling for $16 USD right now lulz
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    Nathan MacKinnon

    Sports Illustrated: Nathan MacKinnon I think I just became a MacKinnon fan On how bad he is at golf: On the spectrum: His first day with the team: Sakic fears him: Puke and rally: On training with Crosby (they are BFFs) Fortnite + Hitler dog: I gotta rewatch TPB: The Halifax mafia:
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    Teeter Hang Ups

    dats the weakest booty I ever seen
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    Henrik Zetterberg has Retired

    Looks like the Zetterbeard won't be the only beard missing this year.
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    Not An Underground Meme-Ban Resistance Thread. Mods Do Not Click.

    The one they call Mabus is now editing my posts to spread lies about me... Just when you think these shameful moderators can't sink any lower they starting telling everyone u like the purple care bear, when everyone knows the blue care bear is the most superior of the care bears. Swift action must be taken. LGW will know justice.
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    Teeter Hang Ups

    What's a gravity boot? Sounds a bit cooler than telling people I bought a teeter hang ups lol
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    2018 Off-Season Trades / Signings / News

    Stop, I can't take it
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    2018 Off-Season Trades / Signings / News

    Yeah it's really only going to hurt the Marlies unless Andersen goes down. And you're right, they'll prolly claim a goalie here shortly to get the warm bodies in. Watch Toronto claim Mrazek in a week lol
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    2018-2019 Opening Night Roster - Dedicated to BlueAdams!

    Sorry, all my friends were killed in a freak gasoline fight accident about an hour ago so I was a lil worked up. But I'm ok now.
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    Seattle

    Thank you for the $650 million. Unfortunately we have a lockout scheduled for 2020, are you free in 2021??
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    2018 Off-Season Trades / Signings / News

    Hope Andersen gets hurt for the leafs. Not sorry.
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    2018 Off-Season Trades / Signings / News

    lmao got em!
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    Flyers new mascot will haunt your nightmares

    Rain pants?