ChristopherReevesLegs

I adore being the away fan. You get a lot more attention, even if it's negative sometimes, but I like it. Needless to say, I had "Is a distraction to himself and others" on a lot of report cards growing up.

I go to Canucks games in my wings jerseys. Never had a problem. Ill be in Chicago in 2 weeks, I'll make sure to pack my Tigs hat for them pricks.

Wot in christian nation is going on here? I found my hero today. I need to learn to para-glide.

Ah ha, I see you don't like it when the same flawed logic gets flipped back on you. Ironic.

33 days left until hockey. Reminder that we got Draper for $1.00

But if they hadn't gotten rid of Troy Brouwer it wouldn't be right?

I went to a Buffalo Bills game once in enemy attire (I'm not a Lions fan). Those drunk bastards were ruthless/relentless. But that might just be a Buffalo thing IDK.

Goddamn Dangle is so cringey. His fans must be exclusively 10 years or younger. EDIT: A Pacioretty Trade is Imminent

Put it in the meme bank

I'm terrified of soccer. At first it's just a few pick up games at the park down the road, but then pretty soon they're playing it in the street in front of your house, and well - as they say - there goes the neighborhood. So you move across town, but it doesn't make a difference, because it's already in the schools and now your own kids have learned it. "it's just a harmless game between friends" your daughter says. Then one day she brings a soccer ball home with her... How could this happen? You never raised her like this. So you argue, but it's too late, even your wife is taking your daughters side now, urging YOU, the man of the house, to keep an open mind... So you reluctantly agree to, but deep down you feel the embarrassment. The shame. Your family will never be the same. You know what must be done. After they fall asleep you grab what lil hockey equipment you have left in the house and slip on out the backdoor... With a tear in your eye you stare back over your shoulder one last time wondering how it all went so wrong... Then you ramble on down the road. I've seen it a hundred times. It's a tragedy as old as time.

THE MODS HAVE DISCOVERED THE LOCATION OF THE REBEL BASE. EVACUATE!

#WaiveJensen #Pray4Jensen

"It never went that far, we were more interested in getting Max than Marc was with parting with him. Marc knows he has a very good player." Habs media: Patches wants to be traded out. Patches: I will gladly stay, but Habs are not trying to sign me Robitaille: Habs wouldn't trade him, because they want to keep him What a cluster f***.

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French Article on Patches Essentially it says Pacioretty asked to be traded back in 2013-14, and then again last season. More: Should be noted that Walsh is Max's agent. Essentially he's calling the French article a load BS that is being fed to the media by the club. The deal to LA probably didn't get done because Max and LA couldn't agree on an extension. Bergevin be shady AF

When it's July 1st and you definitely don't need anymore more forwards, but then you see Thomas Vanek on the market

That was fast. EDIT: @ 28 sec in, that Kronwall face shot needs to become a meme B4 this becomes a herb thread, When I'm hyped to tank:

After finishing smoke-sesh: Back when I lived in a non-420-friendly state, and I somehow wind up in the hood trying to score:

[checks heart beat for the 5th time in 10 minutes] "It's either stopped completely and I'm dying, or it's beating so fast I can't feel it... and I'm dying"

The shadow ppl, we meet again

Canadabros be on the train now too