ChristopherReevesLegs

Seattle has one hockey bar. Gonna check it out later with a Rags and a Hawks fan (they have openers tonight too) to rep the Wings and drink too much. So I won't be around the forums for this game most likely. Bar is called "The Angry Beaver" I figure I lead with a comment about how I thought the joint was a lesbian bar to get the pot stirring lol Anyway, Larkin jersey showed up literally yesterday, so I'm ready to go. Hockeys back! First season at the LCA! Lets go Wings! Cycle, dangle, snipe, celly boys lets do this!

I see the smurfs are grown up now?

HA Buddy, I graduated to a 402K a longgggggg time ago. If you keep your money in a pool, you must be slow. All the money is probably wet now and ruined. Ruined like your shattered sense of identity that you've worked so hard to build online. In the end, meaningless. I suggest keeping your investments under a mattress or in the walls of your home, where the bankers and the lizard men cant find it.

You are so wise. I found that when someone wastes their life posting on a hockey forum, they generally have nothing much to show in other areas of life and rely instead on a meaningless online identity vs the one the identity have failed to establish in the real world. Greatness doesn't equal money, but money can represent someone who took on responsibilities, made decisions, set goals and worked toward achieving those goals. When you are a grown up who has done all this, maybe you will understand.

I like the way you center your lines in lines threads. It keeps everything neat and looks really nice. But besides that I find you to be a depraved and disgusting individual.

I could care less what any of you say. Why? Because, I actually accomplish things in the real world and from that I have real capital I can spend, not web forum capital. You are one server crash away from losing your meaningless identity.

Actually "hocket" is a medieval musical technique. And hook in french is crochet, not hocket. Source: Formerly a French Shepard

Yes

Where is this location? I'm asking for a friend...

I think that Holland is funny in the head

i just wanted everyone to think i was cool

while you two waste your lives arguing semantics to impress others on the internet, i was out in the REAL WORLD stocking investments and stimulating my bank accounts economy. Do you even know what a 400K is? Put down your keyboards, realize you are a peasant, and start generating real USDA money like me. Your internet "friends" are in the end meaningless. If you continue like this your bloodline will become weak, and your savings account will not survive the winter.

Tkachuk is my favorite player not in a wings uni right now. Kids got a big ol pair

Mason sucks. Hellbucks is there future.

Tacky? Absurd sir!

Rumor was Derrick Pouliot, but he just went to Vancouver in a trade.

I see Flashy over at r/hockey sometimes. This place is certainly more tacky without him, but not because of my beautiful works of art

Pens fans were superrrrrr interested in acquiring AA when the Sheahan rumor hit

Congratulations gentlemen we've created a coyote who is terrible at playing hockey Doctor. Doctor. Doctor.

That's just how wiley coyote looks after all those unfortunate anvil accidents pretty much

The nucks surgically attached a whale to a hockey stick When will the madness end?

You think I'm funny? Funny how? Like a clown funny? I am not your jester here for your amusement sir

Cause he hits people in the face

Good to know, I'll take this with a grain of salt. Thanks Czechbro.