Jimmybigrigs69

Michigan isnt sending their best

PSA: BEWARE THE MICHIGANDER The "Michigander" is a dangerous race of subhumans hailing from a little known area north of Canada. After destroying their own homeland with "the auto industry" they have quickly spread across the rest of America like a cancerous plague, seeking to infiltrate and destroy the home stadiums of others. Be vigilant. They could be anyone anywhere. Your neighbor. A coworker. The busk boy at your favorite restaurant. That stripper that you are pretty sure likes you. Basically anyone with a crumby job that and/or lacks class COULD BE A DANGEROUS SPAWN OF THE HAND STATE. They may appear to be just normal trashy Americans at first... DO NOT BE FOOLED. THE LIVES OF YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR FOOTBALL TEAMS SEASON DEPEND ON IT. Know how to recognize the signs: 1. They have an unnatural aversion to salt water. Prefering "the lake" to an actual nice ocean beach. 2. They call soda "pop" and NEVER throw the "pop cans" away, prefering to horde the trash like a filthy gypsy. 3. Terrible sense of direction. When told to make a left, the Michigander will typically turn right... then later pull a U-turn, to eventually end up driving left. 4. When playing cards they are confused why jacks are not high. 5. Much of their pocket change is Canadian currency. 6. They call summer "construction season" 7. They have no real views on anything, and their politics change wildly and seemingly at random. Often supporting candidates for flippant reasons like "he seems like a guy i could have beer with" or "i don't like him cause he looks like my step dad greg". "But I live all the way down in Houston Texas, surely I'm safe from Michiganders down here" WRONG. No distance is safe.The Michigander is naturally mobile and was bred to travel long distances with ease. Look for key phrases like "You're flying? Why? It's only 40 hours. Just drive." If you do encounter one in the wild, do not tell them their team sucks. They know their team sucks, and are thus impervious to that aggression. Instead, assume a non-aggressive posture, and chant clearly and loudly "OHIO IS A NICE PLACE OHIO IS A NICE PLACE". The Michigander is naturally disgusted by anything Ohio, and should recoil once this phrase uttered. Using that technique you may just survive the encounter with your life and record preserved.

*tents fingers* Another step in the yzerplan

This one did not even age

Ill just put this here. Jake Walman is a healthy scratch for SJS. The new fortnite came out 3 days ago. Wonder what ol Jakey's been focused on lately...

Now get ANOTHER ONE. I want to edge so bad right now.

Great part about this meme is you can reuse it on Nov 24th!

Husso is literally injured

Wow! 9-0 against unranked teams is really good. Congrats.

85% of LGW voted he wouldn't make #1 or #2. He's been #2 since the 22-23 season. 94% of LGW voted he wouldn't make #1. He only has 36 goals to go with another year on his contract after this one. Best thing we ever did was bully the Canadians off this board. Witness the GOAT ya Gretzky fondlers.

Nobody talkin about how bad Larkin has been so far this year??

Still suspended for "doping", and now under investigation by police because Ben Johnson planted a gun in his car. He can't keep getting away with it. Ben Johnson is the worst man in football. If you can call him a man. More like monster. God save the packers of green bay, and return us our Waymo unscathed by this psychopath.

My ex is blowing up my phone too... I think someone on here used one of the revenge spells on me.

https://www.si.com/nfl/lions/news/xavier-mckinney-dont-respect-lions-embarrassing-people Thank you for saying something Xavier. Dan and Ben will definately start pumping the brakes now, and will totally not blowout a dvisional rival even worse now because of your comments. I adore this, that other teams and players are absolutely S E E T H I N G over our blowout wins. Where was this anger when the Lions were literally getting BTFO every game, every season, for the last 60+ years??? No mercy for the pharisees. We aren't here to gain YOUR respect. We are here to gain OUR respect. And Ben Johnson is going to formulate trick plays that have Brian Branch throwing TDs to the the equipment manager to go up 5 scores with 30 sec left in the 4th, until you learn to respect us. Wanna not get blown out? Play better. It's not our fault the tables have turned and now YOU'RE the joke franchise... well, actually it is, because we're better at football than you... but point is, the tables have turned, and our reign will not be a mericful one. We remember being the joke. We remember the 2023 NFC championship. We remember how fast games can turn. All gas, no brakes. Blowouts will continue until respect improves. And the Green Bay blowout just widened by another 7 pts. Thank you Xavier. Best of luck on Sunday.

Hey Scott

No, but they do have a man child that refers to various players on the O-line as peniz pump and strapon

Matt prolly a junior moderator on letsgolions rn

This. I'm sure Maata has been on the block awhile as the odd man out. No one is taking Petry or Holl. We are not trading, Ed, Ajo, or Mo. And Chiarot I believe has an NTC and plays a much bigger role than Maata. It was always going to be Olli Started the season with 2 Finns. Less than 10 games in and we have zero Finns. Truly a sad day for binlan... and therefore the entire world.

If I remember correctly he was just madly in love Franzen back then, and would flip out when anyone said we shoulda kept Hossa.

LGW has unamously decided to endorse Kamalla Harris, so shouldn't be an issue anymore.

Adding CHIAROT IS THE GOAT to the end of all of Scotts posts would be fun and cool

Mabus still posts on HF. If someone has an account there you could ask him. Not sure if he has the ability to grant mod permissions thou. Also we should vote on who new mod should be

He was touched by the angels

I agree with these. I didn't mind Holl last year either, he was just the oddman out on playing time, which made the contract look really bad. Now that Petry is on his way out the door he actually has a spot. Was hoping Gustafsson was going to be a slightly less offensive, slightly more responsible, Ghost... alas he's not any better at D, and worse at offense. Shoulda just kept Ghost, or better yet led Ed develop on the PP. Would like to see: Chiarot - Seider Edvinsson - Holl Johansson - Maata As the perma 6 defenders for this season.