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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7SedYMP-PA #GetHyped

REAL TALK RIP Mike Ilitch. Thank you for the awesomeness. LINEUPS Blashill says Kronwall and Nielsen are available. (Wakiji) Kronwall says he's playing. (Wakiji) With that said, I don't know how the Wings' lines and pairings are going to shake out. Educated guess: Red Wings Nyquist Zetterberg Mantha Athanasiou Nielsen Vanek Tatar Helm Larkin Sheahan Glendening Abdelkader DeKeyser Green Kronwall Smith Ouellet Jensen Mrazek * * * Blue Jackets Sadd Wennberg Foligno Jenner Dubinsky Atkinson Calvert Karlsson Anderson Hartnell Sedlak Gagner Werenski Jones Johnson Murray Harrington Nutivaara Bobrovsky HYPE JAM Queens of the Stone Age - "You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar, but I Feel Like a Millionaire" LGRW!!!

Final score: Red Wings 1, Blue Jackets 2. Futility, thy name is Red Wings. *sigh*

Well, can't say we haven't had our chances this evening.

Vanek's back on the bench.

Yup. Whether you're #TeamStreak or #TeamTank, we can all agree that we can't afford to lose him to a serious injury. If we're gonna make the playoffs, it's going to be largely because of him. If we're not going to make the playoffs, we're going to want to try to trade him.

Vanek hurt. Appears to be a leg issue. Went straight to the locker room.

Jackets score. Atkinson from Dubinsky @ 11:27. Wings trail 1-2. Our fourth line is brutal tonight. Except for that opening shift of this period, I think they've spent all of their ice time chasing the puck in the d-zone. That's not being defensively responsible -- that's being bad.

Caught in a stealth tank?

WINGS SCORE! ON THE POWER PLAY! Vanek from Zetterberg and Helm @ 16:06. Game tied 1-1.

Jackets score. Jenner from Dubinsky @ 9:26. Wings trail 0-1.

Lines and pairings (until inevitable blenderfication): Nyquist Zetterberg Mantha Tatar Nielsen Larkin Athanasiou Helm Vanek Abdelkader Glendening Sheahan DeKeyser Green Kronwall Jensen Smith Ouellet

That's what makes it so sad.

The cold hard truth here is that there are about 84 people on this Caps team who are all better than our best players.

Good point.

But he's from Michigan. I will say this: I was so wrong to compare Fowler to DeKeyser. The former is much better than the latter. It's not even close.

No. He's from Michigan.

Z!

NSFW

That period was stupid, but I'll take it.

Oh, hey, a last-minute goal against. Cool.

AA! AGAIN!

AA!

Men against boys so far.